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The Baby Shower

So I finally got ready for the baby shower. And Carlos said bae are you ready for the people to come? I said HELL YES!!! He said okay!!! He said damn bae you looking some fine in that dress. Carlos said just wait till everybody leave and the party is over I'm going to put it in!!!! I laughed and said Carlos you play to much!!! He whisper in my ear and said but I ain't playing imma put that ass to sleep and that vagina!!! Charevon said ewwwww I gotta throw up!!!! Get a damn room!!!! Carlos said this is our room!!!! Charevon said I know yall ass don't be fucking on this table where I got my plate at? Carlos said yes we do be fucking where yo plate at!!! He said DAMNNNN..... I'm probably swallowing cow milk and other shit!!!! I said boy shut the fuck up!!! He laughed and said I was just playing!!!!! Mya walk in the door with her boyfriend and she said Asia where is Cj??? I said he is upstairs getting dress. She said okay!!! So Mya was like what's wrong with Charevon??? I said he mad because me and Carlos fuck in this room. She said WTF!!!! YOU LYING!!! I said I wish I was!!! Carlos said she be like I love ya daddy I love ya daddy!!!! I laughed and said Carlos you play to much!!! Then that's when Carlos said bae you know you be calling my name when I put it in!!!! I said YASSSS BABY I DO!!! So that's when Cj come walking down the stairs saying mommy where is daddy??? I said he in the kitchen cooking!!! He said WHERE THE FUCK UNCLE CHAREVON AT??? I said he outside talking!!! Mya said come here Cj? He said WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT?? Mya said boy I know yo ass didn't just cuss me out??? Cj said YES THE FUCK I DID!!! Mya said I was gonna give you some money!!!! Cj said I want money!!! Mya said NAWW MOVE TAKE YO ASS BACK OVER THERE!!! Cj said WELL FUCK YOU THEN!!! Charevon said Cj your daddy is at the door open it??? Cj hell no you get to ass up and open the door!!!! Charevon said I know this bastard didn't cuss me out??? I said Cj bring yo ass here?? Cj walk over to me and said YES MOMMY!!! I said why did you cuss out your uncle and aunt??? He said because they are getting on my nerves. I said nigga cuss again in my house.. He said okay mommy!! So that's when everyone arrive and they all ask me was I having a boy or girl??? I said a BOY!!!! They all said DAMN!!! That boy is gonna be bad just like his daddy. Carlos laughed and said WHAT THE FUCK YOU MEAN? Charevon said nigga you know what they mean!!! You know damn well you was bad when you was young!!!! Carlos said Nawwww not really!!!! Charevon said nigga quit yo lying!!!! Carlos said I'm not!!! While everybody was eating food. I was siting in the chair talking and feeling the cool breeze until something happen!!! So I'm kinda laid back in the chair and Carlos come over and see me in pain. He say bae are you alright??? I said UH OOO!!!! He said WHAT!!! I said MY WATER JUST BROKE???