Fury: Alright Avengers! I got a mission for you all!
Loki: Wait... what's with your profile picture?
Fury: UM EXCUSE ME WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY PROFILE PICTURE MAY I ASK?!
Rhodey: Why is it a cat?
Fury: AHEM
Fury: I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW, HE IS NOT AN IT!
Loki: Someone's a bit overprotective over this cat...
Fury: AND HE IS NOT A CAT!!!
Clint: Pretty sure he's a cat...
Fury: HE
Fury: IS
Fury: A
Fury: FLERKIN!!!!
Loki: You have a Flerkin?
Fury: YES I DO NOW LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!
Stephen: I'm pretty sure they don't mean any disrespect towards the Felrkin, Fury. Um, why is your profile picture a Flerkin anyway?
Fury: WHY IS YOURS A PICTURE OF BENEDICT CUMBERPATCH IN WIZARD CLOTHES?
Stephen: Uh, what?
Fury: BECAUSE HE JUST IS OK?! JEEZ WHY ARE YOU ALL MAKING SUCH A BIG DEAL OF THIS?
Loki: You're the one who's text-shouting
Fury: BE QUIET LOKI OR I'LL FIRE YOU
Loki: You can't fire me if I don't work for you
Fury: YES I CAN
Clint: You can't...
Fury: I TOTALLY CAN
Rhodey: No... I agree with Loki and Clint on this one
Fury: WOULD YOU ALL SHUT UP ABOUT POOR ICKLE GOOSE? HE HASN'T DONE ANYTHING WRONG!
Loki: We weren't talking about... wait he's called Goose?
Fury: YES HE IS CALLED GOOSE NOW LEAVE HIM ALONE AND LISTEN TO THE MISSION
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The Avengers Group Chat 🦄
FanfictionWhat happens when the Avengers text? Carnage! This is completely different to anything I've ever written before but I hope you like it :)
