Peter 1: oMg gUyS wE'vE rEaChEd pArT 69
Steve: What does that mean? Is it a significant milestone?
Peter 1: vErY sIgNiFiCaNt
Loki: kid dont teach Rogers what this is. I'll even be polite and add please
Peter 1: oKaY
Thor: I UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THE NUMBER 69
Loki: oh fuck
Peter 1: oH nO i-
Steve: What is it?
Thor: IT IS ONE NUMBER BEFORE SEVENTY. SEVENTY IS THE RESULT YOU GET WHEN YOU MULTIPLY THE SPIDER CHILDS AGE BY FIVE. FIVE IS AN IMPORTANT NUMBER AS FIVE IS THE NUMBER OF YEARS THE BLIP WAS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN FOR. THE BLIP IS SIGNIFICANT BECAUSE IN THE MAIN UNIVERSE IT IS WHAT MADE ALL THE SURVIVORS DEPRESSED, THO IT DIDNT DO SO IN THIS UNIVERSE AS WE LIVE IN A FANFIC WORLD. AND ONE IS SIGNIFICANT AS WE ARE ALL ONE IN A MILLION, AND TAKING THAT ONE AWAY WOULD MAKE DRASTIC CONSEQUENCES. THEREFORE 69 IS THE EMBODIMENT OF WHEN SPIDER CHILD WAS TAKEN AWAY FROM ALL OUR LIVES IN THE BLIP IN THAT OTHER UNIVERSE AND HOW IT LEFT A WHOLE IN THE ENTIRE FANDOMS HEARTS.
Steve: Oh, I understand. That makes total sense. Thanks Thor :D
Thor: NO PROBLEM :D
Loki: ...
Peter 1: ...
Peter 1: wait im not 14-
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