Bucky: I've been added to a group chat?
Steve: Uh... like 5 hours ago.
Bucky: Oh. I didn't know, I was resisting the urge to cross people off my mental hitlist.
Steve: Of course you were.
Spidey: Sup guys?
Thor: WHAT IS A 'SUP,' MAN OF SPIDERS?
Spidey: short way of saying what's up
Bucky: Why?
Spidey: wdym?
Bucky: Uh, what?
Spidey: What do you mean?
Bucky: What's the point of shortening it?
Spidey: To make it easier to type
Steve: I'm with Bucky. It takes like an extra second to type it out.
Thor: I UNDERSTAND WHAT THE SPIDER CHILD IS SAYING. YOU MORTALS HAVE SUCH A SHORT LIFE SPAN YOU MUST SAVE AS MUCH TIME AS YOU CAN. CAN YOU GIVE ME LESSONS IN THE WAY OF SPEAKING LIKE A MODERN MORTAL, SPIDER CHILD?
Spidey: ofc Thor! I'll private message u
Thor: MUCH APPRECIATED
Steve: This will be... amusing.
Bucky: I don't know Thor that well but imagining him speaking like that would be...
Steve: Interesting?
Bucky: Yeah
Thor: I IS BACK GUYS. DID YA MISS ME? THE SPIDER HAS TAUGHT ME ALL ABOUT "LOL"
Spidey: lol
Thor: LOL XD
Thor: THAT MEANS I AM DYING BECAUSE OF LAUGHTER
Bucky: 🗡️
Bucky: That means I'm planning to kill someone
Spidey: O.O
Thor: O.O
Steve: ...
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The Avengers Group Chat 🦄
FanfictionWhat happens when the Avengers text? Carnage! This is completely different to anything I've ever written before but I hope you like it :)
