And yes, I know Peter's birthday isn't for another 26 days, BUT I wanted to do this anyway. Because fun.
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Spidey: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!! 😁🎉🎂
Thor: MANY BIRTHDAY WISHES TO YOU, SPIDER CHILD!
Bruce: Happy Birthday 🎂🥳
Tony: Happy Birthday kid!!!! Eat cake!
Spidey: For breakfast? 😃
Tony: Sure! I always do that, even when it isn't my birthday.
Clint: Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!
Natasha: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO PETER HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUU
Steve: Happy 17th!
Wanda: Have a great day 😉
Rhodey: Happy b-day!
Sam: 🎂🍪🍰🎉
Scott: Happy 17th Peter!
Stephen: Have a magical day :D
Loki: Of all the cheesy birthday wishes slash wizard puns THATS what you go for? (Happy Birthday by the way Peter)
Stephen: Shut up
Pepper: Happy birthday kid!
Carol: 👌🎉 save me some cake
Hope: Happy birthday!
Bucky: Have a great birthday Spiderling 😁
Spidey: Awwww thx guys 😁
Spidey: I loved the presents!
Tony: Mine and Pep's was the best 👌
Spidey: The new spider suit was awesome Mr Stark! I did wonder why you'd been ignoring me 😂
Tony: 👀 haven't been ignoring you
Loki: HA liar
Tony: Shut up
Spidey: I also love the one Steve and Sam and Bucky got me 😃
Steve: I'm glad you did 😊
Sam: Good 👍
Bucky: It was their idea. I didn't even know they'd bought it.
Tony: WHAT IS IT?! I NEED TO KNOW
Spidey: A personalised phone case with a stylised Spider Man on it. It's so awesome!!!
Sam: I did the computer stuff
Steve: And I paid for it :)
Bucky: And I... wrote my name on the packaging
Spidey: Oh, Thor, your present is...
Thor: FANTASTIC. NO NEED TO THANK ME :D
Spidey: Thanks... but I can't legally drink alcohol yet. Too young.
Thor: OH. I'M STARTING TO UNDERSTAND WHY THE OTHERS CALL YOU "KID"
Loki: 🤦♀️
Bruce: 🤦♀️
Tony: 🤦♀️
Clint: 🤦♀️
Natasha: 🤦♀️
Steve: 🤦♀️
Wanda: 🤦♀️
Rhodey: 🤦♀️
Sam: 🤦♀️
Scott: 🤦♀️
Stephen: 🤦♀️
Pepper: 🤦♀️
Carol: 🤦♀️
Hope: 🤦♀️
Bucky: 🤦♀️
Thor: WHAT?
Spidey: Aaaaaaanywaaaaaaay, Hope and Scott I love the t shirt :D
Scott: "STFU". I love that acronym. XD
Spidey: IKR?
Spidey: Carol, Stephen, Wanda and Rhodey, thx for the money 🙂
Carol: You're welcome 👍
Rhodey: I don't really buy presents 🤷♀️
Stephen: Couldn't think of what to get you
Wanda: Same 😔
Spidey: It's fine you two 🙂
Clint: Whatcha think to mine?
Spidey: Well... I've read the Hunger Games already
Clint: They're so great right?
Spidey: ....no
Clint: 👀
Clint: I...
Spidey: Thx anyway
Bruce: AwKwArD
Spidey: Thanks for the pencil Bruce! Probably one of my favourites 😁
Loki: ... a pencil
Spidey: It has a little Hulk topper that actually roars like the Hulk 🙂
Bruce: I thought you'd like it :D
Natasha: What about the one me and Loki got you?
Tony: You two got him one between you?
Loki: We both had the same idea
Spidey: Oh! I haven't opened it yet
Natasha: You'll love it
Loki: 😏
Spidey: WAIT WHAT THE-
Spidey: OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH I LOVE HIM SO MUCH ALREADY!!!!!
Tony: HIM?
Spidey: THEY GOT ME A PET TARANTULA!!!!
Thor: A TARANTULA?!
Bruce: A TARANTULA?!
Tony: A TARANTULA?!
Clint: A TARANTULA?!
Steve: A TARANTULA?!
Wanda: A TARANTULA?!
Rhodey: A TARANTULA?!
Sam: A TARANTULA?!
Scott: A TARANTULA?!
Stephen: A TARANTULA?!
Pepper: A TARANTULA?!
Carol: A TARANTULA?!
Hope: A TARANTULA?!
Bucky: Coooooool!!!!!!!
Natasha: What are you gonna name him?
Spidey: I thiiiiiiiink...
Spidey: Nigel 😁
Loki: And why not 😁
Natasha: He'll be easy to look after as long as he has plenty of insects to eat and you make his enclosure nice and safe and comfortable
Spidey: That's cool. I'll get some from the pet store later. Thanks sooooooo much guys! It's the best present ever!!!!!!
Bucky: I am so jealous right now 😫
Bruce: ... even better than my pencil?
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