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Peter 1: i'm dying
Tony: What do you mean you're dying?!?!?!?!??!?!
Tony: Kid where are you I can't let you die!!!!!
Thor: THE SPIDER-CHILD IS DYING??? LOKI WHAT DID YOU DO???
Loki: wdym what did i do? 🤨
Loki: wait the kid is dying???
Tony: YES HES DYING!!! KID ANSWER ME, WHERE ARE YOU I MUST FIND YOU
Tony: KID!!!
Tony: KID!!!!!!!
Natasha: lets organise a search party, clint, go round up steve and sam and bucky and that lot, ill get gamora and the guardians
Clint: on it boss
Thor: THOU MUST BE HASTY, MY FRIENDS, SPIDER CHILD MAY NOT HAVE LONG LEFT
Tony: Nooooooooooooo 😭😭😭😭
Pepper: Tony let me help you calm down
Tony: HOW CAN I CALM DOWN WHEN MY SON IS DYING????
Steve: How can I help? Shall Sam and Bucky and I scout the area?
Phil: I shall come too if I am worthy enough for your band of warriors Captain America
Steve: thanks Phil
Bucky: I do not work for Captain America
Sam: No, we warriors work with him
Bucky: I barely do that
Sam: True...
Stephen: Tony I know a spell that can locate your son, I'll get to work on it. Wanda and Loki can help me.
Loki: thx for the heads up
Scott: I'll help too, since I'm part of the magic dudes gang and all that :D
Tony: *sniffs* thank you
Natasha: The guardians are on their way Stark, and they're bring 'The Kree' (idk who that is) with them
Loki: ...the WHOLE Kree? 👀
Nick Fury: The entirety of SHIELD is at your command, Stark, Goose and I shall be leading the charge
Tony: Thank you, I just hope it is not too late 😭
Gamora: guardians all present and accounted for, ready for dispatch
Peter 4: You disrupted Wang Chung so this better be good and he better not die
Thor: YES, WE SHALL CERTAINLY NOT WANT THE SPIDER-CHILD TO DIE
Peter 2: WE'RE DYING?!?!?! PETER 3 QUICK WE NEED TO JUMP THROUGH DIMENSIONS
Peter 3: Peter 2, we can't just jump through dimensions
Peter 3: Wait there's a portal :O
Peter 2: OMG A PORTAL :O
Wong: I'll let you through since it is an emergency and we need everyone we can get
Peter 3: Thank you, it means so much to us
Peter 2: HOLY SHIT THIS MEANS WE CAN MEET THE BAND AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Peter 3: NOT THE TIME PETER 2
Loki: when did Wong get here...
Rhodey: sorry I took a while, I was just rounding up the whole Iron suit arsenal but we're ready to join the search party
Mobius: Do we need to go overseas? I can ask the guys at the jet-ski club to let us borrow some. There'll be enough for all us non-fliers if Bucky and Sam double up
Bucky: i would rather drown
Bucky: Tho i might just push Sam off and let him drown
Sam: ...i can fly
Mobius: Oh yeah, you're the Bird-Man, my mistake. Looks like there's no problem
Sam: DID YOU JUST CALL ME BIRD-MAN?????????????????
Loki: Not the time, remember the kid is dying
Sam: IS THIS A PLOY TO DEFLECT ATTENTION LOKI??
Tony: *coughs* thanks to all for being here. Strange, spell results?
Stephen: He's hanging out in the gaming hut on the island in the middle of the lake next to the compound
Tony: OK then, everyone gear up. Rogers, will you do the honours?
Steve: Absolutely :D
Steve: AVENGERS!!!!!!!
Steve: Assemble
everyone is offline
Peter 1 is online
Peter 1: guys why are you all outside-
Peter 1: oh shit, i shouldn't have left my phone alone
Peter 1: i meant i'm dying on the INSIDE guys! I'm not ACTUALLY dying! Oh my gods...
Peter 1: me and Bruce were just playing LEGO Avengers and it wasn't working and it made me sad so i said i was dying, we're fine!
Peter 1: has everyone muted notifs?
Bruce: You're going to have to talk to them IRL Peter.
Peter 1: I have to explain... but not over text? How? That's so awkward to put into wordss 😭
Bruce: your mess not mine. Don't worry, I'll kick LEGO wanda's ass and then i'll be right there with you
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