Teaching Thor to perform miracles

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Tony: THOR! I need you!

Thor: WHAT IS IT, IRON ONE?

Tony: I am going to teach you to perform miracles

Loki: Anthony, you're kidding yourself. My brother cannot perform miracles

Tony: I hope I can prove you wrong

Loki: You won't

Thor: WHAT IS THE MIRACLE YOU WILL BE TEACHING ME TO PERFORM, IRON ONE? I AM EXCITED FOR THIS!

Tony: I will be teaching you...

Loki: *drumroll*

Scott: *crowd anticipation noises*

Stephen: *dramatic music*

Bucky: *ooooOOOOOOOOO*

Clint: *faster drumroll*

Tony: To turn off caps lock

Loki: dun

Scott: dun

Bucky: DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!

Thor: HOW DO I TURN OFF THE SHOUTING THEN, MAN OF IRON?

Tony: You see the arrow in the corner of the keyboard?

Thor: I DO

Tony: Press that

Thor: NOW WHAT?

Tony: Oh, um...

Loki: XD

Scott: LOL

Stephen: LMAO

Clint: THIS IS GREAT

Bucky: HAHA

Tony: Now press that button again

Thor: OK. DONE IT. NOW WHAT?

Scott: LMAOOOO

Bucky: XD

Loki: I'M DYING

Tony: O_O

Tony: OK... sure that was the same button?

Thor: OH WAIT... IT MIGHT NOT HAVE BEEN

Thor: IS THIS BETTER?

Tony: O.e

Stephen: LOLLLLL

Scott: I AM SO HAPPY RN

Loki: what was I saying Anthony?

Tony: Shut up

Thor: THE SHOUTING DOES NOT SEEM TO BE TURNING ITSELF OFF...

Tony: Right...

Tony: Press every button on the screen so hard it's like you're trying to break it

Bucky: Uh...

Loki: Thor's got super strength remember?

Tony: oh yeah...

Thor: It appears trying to break the phone works!

Loki: TF

Stephen: WHOOOOOO

Scott: WHATTTTTT

Clint: WHEREEEEEEEEEE

Loki: WHENNNNN

Bucky: WHYYYYYYYYYY

Thor: i do not know, my friends. it is rather strange

Tony: The above is so backwards...

Tony: Well, I proved you wrong Loki :D

Loki: 😒

Thor: it seems miracles do happen!

Thor: THANK YOU, IRON ONE

Tony: ...

Tony: Thor...

Thor: OH NO, IT APPEARS IT DIDNT WORK!

Thor: I WILL TRY THE METHOD AGAIN

Thor: UKFYVBUVGBERVYERVUEROTVBEYVIURGNVOEIRCMEIUVNEUNC 

Bucky: uh

Scott: he just died

Loki: Well, your triumph didn't last long Anthony :D

Tony: 😒

Tony: I give up now. You were right, Thor just can't understand technology

Loki: Most old people can't. Look at Steve

Bucky: HEY what about me! (You're right about Steve)

Loki: We're the only exceptions

Bucky: Great!!! :D

Tony: You just made Bucky feel special :)

Loki: I did? Oops. I didn't mean to

Tony: ...but that's a good thing...

Loki: Exactly

Thor: IT IS NOT WORKING ToT

Tony: Just... deal with it -_-

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