Scott: 🥪
Scott: 🥪🥪
Scott: 🥪🥪🥪
Loki: Oh no
Stephen: I know where this is going...
Wanda: Oh for the gods' sakes...
Scott: Sandwich
Scott: Yeahhhhhh sandwich
Scott: 🥪🥪🥪
Scott: 🥪🥪
Scott: 🥪
Scott: all haaail the saaaaandwich
Scott: Kneeeeeel before the saaaaaandwich
Scott: It will give you great bleeeeeeeeessings
Scott: If you hail the saaaaaaandwich
Wanda: I thought he got past this stage
Loki: Clearly not
Stephen: Him and this sandwich. I'm getting quite concerned.
Loki: Same.
Scott: ooooooo
Scott: oooo ooooo oooooo
Scott: oo ooooo
Scott: ooooooo ooooo ooooo
Scott: ooo
Scott: it's the saaaaaandwich
Scott: the the the saaaaandwich
Scott: hail the saaaaaandwich
Scott: it can curse you if you doooooooooooooon't
Scott: kneeeeel before it
Scott: it will bless you if you doooooo ooooooo ooooooo OOOOOOOOOO
Loki: Oh god this bit is the worst...
Wanda: Just let him get this over with.
Scott: OOOOOOOOOOH OOOOOOOOOOOOOH OOOOOOOOOOOOOH THE SAAAAAAANDWICH
Scott: HAAAAAIL THE SAAAAAAANDWICH
Scott: OOOOOOOOOOH OOOOOOOOH OOOOOOOOH
Scott: KNEEEEEEEEL SAYS IT
Scott: IT SAYS KNEEEEEEEEEL
Scott: JUST LIKE LOKI DOEESSSSSSS
Loki: -_-
Scott: THE SAAAAAAAANDWICH AND LOKI ARE SOOOO ALIKE
Loki: I have no similarities with a sandwich, Scott.
Scott: THEY BOTH WISH YOU TO KNEEEEEEEEL
Scott: AND IF YOU DOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOH OHH OOOH OH OH OH OHN'T
Scott: THE SAAAAAANDWICH WILL CURSE YOU UNTIL YOU DIIIIIIIIIIIIIE
Scott: IF YOU AND IIIIIIII
Scott: DON'T HAIL THE SAAAAANDWICH
Scott: WE'LL END UP DEAD AND STABBED IN THE HEAD
Stephen: So dark...
Loki: Who knew a song about a sandwich could be so dark?
Scott: SO ALL HAIL THE SAAANDWICH
Scott: KNEEL BEFORE THE SAAAAANDWICH
Scott: IT WILL GIVE YOU GREAT BLEEEEESSINGS
Scott: IF
Scott: YOU
Scott: HAIL
Scott: THE
Loki: (God damn)
Scott: SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICH
Scott: 🥪🥪🥪
Scott: 🥪🥪
Scott: 🥪
Stephen: Thank the freaking gods of Asgard it's finally over 🙏
Loki: HOORAY!! And you're welcome Strange.... 😏
Wanda: OK are you good now it's all out of your system Scott?
Scott: I'm fantastic :)
Scott: NOW FOR THE SEQUAL: ALL HAIL THE CHICKEN!
Wanda: NOOO
Stephen: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Loki: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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FanfictionWhat happens when the Avengers text? Carnage! This is completely different to anything I've ever written before but I hope you like it :)
