That awkward moment when you talk to your dead victim

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OK, so, not sure how good this is gonna be and I used inspiration from a meme. Will also be very short.

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Loki and Mystery Person's private chat

Mystery Person: Hi Loki :)

Loki: O.O

Loki: Uh... who is this?

Mystery Person: Phil

Loki: I don't know anyone called Phil...

Mystery Person: Well, I mean, we met for about 30 seconds before you stabbed me but I heard you don't do that sort of thing for no reason anymore

Loki: Not very often anymore but you're gonna have to be more specific. I've stabbed a lot of people I've only known for 30 seconds

Mystery Person: Back when the floating fortress was falling from the sky?

Loki: ...

Mystery Person: I said you lacked conviction and losing was in your nature?

Loki: OH! You're THAT guy

Loki: ...What's your name again?

Mystery Person: Phil Coulson

Loki: OK... so Coulson, why are you alive?

Phil Coulson: Let's not go through that

Loki: Fair enough

Loki: ... any particular reason you're talking to me?

Phil Coulson: Just saying hi :D

Phil Coulson: And um, now you know I'm alive, do I need to be worried you're going to stab me again?

Loki: Probably not. I'm in the Avengers officially now

Phil Coulson: Is Steve OK?

Loki: Steve's... Steve

Phil Coulson: Oh

5 minutes later and both are still online

Phil Coulson: Well, i better go, i got... stuff to do

Loki: Yup um...

Loki: I'll tell Steve you said hi

Phil Coulson: AND CAN YOU ASK HIM TO FINALLY SIGN MY TRADING CARDS?!?!?! :D

Loki: Uh... yes, whatever that means

Phil Coulson: OK great bye Loki! :D

Phil Coulson is offline

Loki: WTH just happened

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OK, so I guess Phil's in the story now.

I really should watch Agents of SHIELD so I know how he survived 😅

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