OK, so, not sure how good this is gonna be and I used inspiration from a meme. Will also be very short.
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Loki and Mystery Person's private chat
Mystery Person: Hi Loki :)
Loki: O.O
Loki: Uh... who is this?
Mystery Person: Phil
Loki: I don't know anyone called Phil...
Mystery Person: Well, I mean, we met for about 30 seconds before you stabbed me but I heard you don't do that sort of thing for no reason anymore
Loki: Not very often anymore but you're gonna have to be more specific. I've stabbed a lot of people I've only known for 30 seconds
Mystery Person: Back when the floating fortress was falling from the sky?
Loki: ...
Mystery Person: I said you lacked conviction and losing was in your nature?
Loki: OH! You're THAT guy
Loki: ...What's your name again?
Mystery Person: Phil Coulson
Loki: OK... so Coulson, why are you alive?
Phil Coulson: Let's not go through that
Loki: Fair enough
Loki: ... any particular reason you're talking to me?
Phil Coulson: Just saying hi :D
Phil Coulson: And um, now you know I'm alive, do I need to be worried you're going to stab me again?
Loki: Probably not. I'm in the Avengers officially now
Phil Coulson: Is Steve OK?
Loki: Steve's... Steve
Phil Coulson: Oh
5 minutes later and both are still online
Phil Coulson: Well, i better go, i got... stuff to do
Loki: Yup um...
Loki: I'll tell Steve you said hi
Phil Coulson: AND CAN YOU ASK HIM TO FINALLY SIGN MY TRADING CARDS?!?!?! :D
Loki: Uh... yes, whatever that means
Phil Coulson: OK great bye Loki! :D
Phil Coulson is offline
Loki: WTH just happened
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OK, so I guess Phil's in the story now.
I really should watch Agents of SHIELD so I know how he survived 😅
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