Fury: AVENGERS! It's mission time
Sam: Ugh I wanted a lie in for a damn change :(
Tony: Same WHO WAKES UP AT 7AM ON A TUESDAY FFS
Steve: Language
Tony: STFU I DIDNT SAY THE ACTUAL WORD
Steve: LaNgUaGe
Fury: We need all the Avengers to assemble! We need all the help we can get!
Natasha: Calm down Fury
Clint: The star player has officially arrived :)
Wanda: We've been on missions ALL WEEK when do we get a break :(
Fury: Sorry Wanda, but you don't if ur an Avenger
Wanda: 😔
Scott: All week? But it's Tuesday...
Wanda: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
Spidey: Will we be done before school? I don't think the chemistry teacher will be too pleased if I'm late...
Fury: You don't have to come kid
Spidey: ...
Spidey: but... i want to :(
Tony: SCHOOL
Spidey: Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine
Loki: I don't have to because I'm not an Avenger :D
Sam: 😒
Stephen: 😒
Wanda: Don't rub it in.
Clint: What's the mission Fury?
Fury: Alien invasion. We suspect rogue skrulls. Somewhere in Australia.
Natasha: Why Australia?
Fury: I honestly have no clue
Tony: Just another day in the office then
Steve: Seems that way :(
Wanda: I've always wanted to go to Australia :)
Scott: Have you got some strange desire to be eaten by carnivorous spiders the size of lawnmowers?
Wanda: Um... no
Wanda: Suddenly I don't want to go :(
Sam: Lets go see kangaroos!!!!!!
Rhodey: And koalas!!!!!!
Fury: Reports say these aliens (not 100% sure if they are skrulls) have magic so we're gonna need you magic peeps!
Wanda: Oh. Guess I'm defo coming then :)
Stephen: That means me right? Woohoo.
Scott: Does that mean me? :D
Steve: Why would it mean you?
Loki: LOL I'll just watch it on the news :D
Loki: You lot have fun :)
Wanda: Shut up
Loki: :)
Fury: Loki... you can shapeshift right?
Loki: Rlly random question but yeah I can...
Fury: TBH that might come in useful.
Tony: Oh god... Fury can I speak to you in private for a minute?
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Tony and Fury's private chat
Tony: If this is going where I think it's going, it's the worst idea I have ever heard in my entire life and that's coming from me
Fury: I feel the same way but if you're anything like me you know it might actually be a benefit to the team... even if it means you have to put up with Loki's sarcasm 24/7
Tony: We are nothing alike. You're Frozone
Fury: Uh... wdym
Tony: Oh come on. We all know you voice act in your spare time
Fury: I-
Tony: And we do have to put up with him 24/7 anyway
Fury: Exactly. So what difference will it make? You might need him for this mission
Tony: Hm... so you're suggesting I actually... make it official?
Fury: I can't believe I'm saying this but... I am.
Tony: *sighs*
Tony: This is going to be interesting.
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Loki: I'm rlly scared to think what they were talking about
Clint: Same
Stephen: So am I
Sam: Uh huh
Rhodey: yh...
Wanda: You're gonna die
Scott: Loving Wanda's answer
Fury: OK... Stark, deliver the news
Loki: ...news?
Tony: You are no longer an honourary Avenger Loki. You're officially an official member of the Avengers :)
Steve: .
Wanda: .
Stephen: .
Scott: .
Rhodey: .
Natasha: .
Clint: .
Sam: .
Loki: WTF
Loki: WTAF
Loki: So I have to come with you now? Dammit.
Tony: Uh... I expected a different reaction but yh. You have to come now.
Loki: >:(
Loki: Fiiiiiine I'll come bc I can't be bothered to argue with you
Tony: ... not that you've got a choice
Wanda: I was... not expecting that
Stephen: ^
Steve: ^
Scott: ^
Sam: ^
Natasha: ^
Rhodey: ^
Clint: ^
Tony: Fury talked me into it
Fury: Stark talked me into it
Natasha: ......
Natasha: Uh so what actually happened
Tony: Fury was about to say I should make him an Avenger because he'll be useful in the mission
Fury: Stark was about to say I should make him an Avenger because he'll be useful in the mission
Loki: Whatever happened, it's nice to know you only value me as a team member because of my powers and how useful I'll be in the mission. Thanks guys. It's appreciated. 😪😓
Tony: That... wasn't the only reason...
Scott: Heeyyyyyyyyyyyyy if Loki's an Avenger too that means our little magic group are all Avengers now :D
Fury: magic group...?
Scott: Yeah! Me Loki Stephen and Wanda
Loki: -_-
Stephen: -_-
Wanda: -_-
Fury: Whatever guys, let's just go to Australia
Scott: And get eaten by giant spiders!
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FanfictionWhat happens when the Avengers text? Carnage! This is completely different to anything I've ever written before but I hope you like it :)
