A/N - ik, ik, ik this is late
VERY laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate
sorry, and sorry for how crappy it'll be, but here it is!! (i'll be writing a no way home special later today - going to cinema for the first time since 2018!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!)
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Steve: Merry Christmas everybody!!! 🎄🎁🎅
Phil Coulson: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE MERRY CHRISTMAS TO THE ACTUAL REAL LIFE AWESOME STEVEN ROGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Phil Coulson: Oh and everyone else
Spidey: MERRY XMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!
Tony: Kid, it's not New Year yet.
Spidey: ik... it's just stuff we say, yk
Fury: happy xmas
Scott: FURY IT IS NOT HAPPY XMAS IT IS MERRY XMAS! OUTRAGEOUS!
Fury: honestly u should be glad ur hearing from me at all
Scott: Tru
Thor: MORTALS, WHAT IS THIS "CHRISTMAS" AND THIS "XMAS" YOU SPEAK OF?
Steve: 😱
Clint: 😱
Bruce: 😱
Tony: 😱
Natasha: 😱
Wanda: 😱
Spidey: 😱
Scott: 😱
Stephen: 😱
Fury: -_-
Loki: 😱
Bucky: 😱
Sam: 😱
Phil Coulson: 😱
Carol: 😱
Pepper: 😱
Hope: 😱
Vision: 😱
Quill: 😱
Gamora: 😱
Rocket: 😱
Nebula: 😱
Drax: Inserts the weird face everyone else is using.
Groot: I am Groot.
Thor: ...AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THIS "CHRISTMAS" OR "XMAS" IS?
Loki: Thor, we used to learn about it in O.R.S in Asgard.
Thor: WE DID?
Spidey: What's that?
Loki: Other Realms Studies. It's a lesson.
Spidey: Oooooooooooooooh- wait, you went to school?
Loki: No of course not. I'm totally uneducated.
Steve: So... Thor. Basically Christmas is a time, on the 25th of December every year, we celebrate the birth of Jesus, but for a lot of people, it's just an excuse to give presents and eat food.
Thor: OH, I UNDERSTAND NOW! BUT DON'T WE EAT FOOD EVERY DAY ANYWAY?
Scott: *splutters in laughter*
Steve: Er, yes, but it's an excuse to eat nicer food.
Thor: BUT ALL FOOD IS NICE
Scott: *splutters harder*
Loki: *joins Scott in the spluttering club*
Tony: *joins Scott and Loki*
Steve: Well... yes, of course all food is nice, Thor, but Christmas is a special time, when everyone meets and comes together, eats their nice food with their families, but they also give presents and sing songs and stuff.
Thor: I SEE
Thor: BUT DON'T WE ALWAYS EAT FOOD WITH OUR FAMILIES?
Scott: *starts official spluttering club with Loki and Tony*
Clint: *joins official spluttering club*
Bruce: *joins official spluttering club*
Natasha: *joins official spluttering club*
Wanda: *joins official spluttering club*
Spidey: *joins official spluttering club*
Stephen: *joins official spluttering club*
Bucky: *joins official spluttering club*
Sam: *joins official spluttering club*
Phil Coulson: *joins official spluttering club*
Carol: *joins official spluttering club*
Pepper: *joins official spluttering club*
Hope: *joins official spluttering club*
Vision: *joins official spluttering club*
Quill: *joins official spluttering club*
Gamora: *joins official spluttering club*
Rocket: *joins official spluttering club*
Nebula: *joins official spluttering club*
Drax: I am confused. Why is everyone joining a spluttering club? Is it a metaphor?
Groot: I am Groot.
Steve: I...
Thor: OK, I THINK I UNDERSTAND WHAT CHRISTMAS IS NOW. SO WHAT IS XMAS?
Steve: ...
Steve: Don't look at me. I'm outta here.
Drax: He can't look at you. You are not in the same room.
Steve: I'm going. Merry Christmas everyone.
Steve is offline
Tony: I honestly don't think I've ever laughed so much in my entire life.
Spidey: Same!
Loki: Same.
Scott: SAMEEEEE and we should TOTALLY rename this group chat The Official Spluttering Club.
Fury: No.
Groot: I am Groot.
Rocket: O_O
Loki: O_O
Thor: WOAH
Wanda: ...Groot-Speakers translate?
Rocket: I'd rather not.
Thor: I'M HONESTLY SO HURT RIGHT NOW HOW COULD YOU TREE
Groot: I am Groot.
Spidey: Everyone cheer up! It's Christmas! Come on, let's all meet up and celebrate! Or maybe I should come visit you all!
Tony: Great idea kid! Let's do this thing!
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A/N - Late, but merry xmas to all you readers out there!!!!!
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