The Avengers Group Chat 🦄

yo

Peter 1: yo

Peter 3: yoyo

Peter 2: yo, yo, ma bro

Thor: YO?

Peter 1: Yes, yo.

Thor: WHAT IS "YO"?

Peter 3: The answer.

Thor: THE ANSWER TO WHAT, MY FELLOW SPIDER?

Peter 2: EVERYTHING

Thor: I STILL DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT A YO IS. A YOYO IS A CHILD'S TOY, CORRECT?

Peter 1: Yes...

Peter 2:

Thor: SO WHY ARE YOU SAYING THE NAME OF A CHILD'S PLAYTHING?

Peter 3: Because it is also a greeting :)

Thor: I SEE. HOW INTRIGUING...

Thor: SO TO GREET PEOPLE, I CAN SAY: YO-YO MY BROTHERS?

Peter 1: Uhhh...

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The Peters 🕷️

Peter 1: Peters, it is not, I repeat NOT a good idea to teach Thor the ways of text talk and slang, so don't try!!!

Peter 3: But... isn't it a nice thing to do?

Peter 1: No, we'll all regret it.

Peter 2: Ima teach him anyway, cos I'm a NICE human being 😁

Peter 1: I'm nice too...

Peter 4: What's this about teaching Thor text talk and slang? It sounds like a horrifying idea.

Peter 1: THANK YOU Peter 4! Also I forgot you were on this chat.

Peter 4: So did I

Peter 3: I mean... yes, it does seem a little bit of a bad idea, now I think about it...

Peter 2: BUTTTT it could be entertaining... 😏

Peter 1: I beg you, Peter 2, DON'T

Peter 4: Oh damn he's going to isn't he? 🤦‍♀️

Peter 3: I'm scared

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The Avengers GC 🦄

Peter 2: So Thor, let me PM u...

Peter 1: NO-

Thor: WHAT IS A PM, PETER THE SECOND?

Peter 2: private message

Peter 1: DON'T YOU EVEN DARE-

Thor: YO YO MY BROS

Peter 3: He dared.

Thor: HOW YO ALL DOIN'

Peter 2: I also taught him what yeet means 😁

Loki: OH SHIT TELL ME YOU DIDN'T

Thor: YO LOKI, HOW YO DOIN'

Thor: ANYWAY, IMA GO YEET MJOLNIR

Scott: You mean Jonathon

Thor: I AM NOT GOING TO YEET JONATHON, THAT IS MEAN

Scott: Everyone knows your hammer is actually called Jonathon.

Thor: YO MAN OF ANTS, YO ARE WRONG

Peter 3: He's not...

Peter 1: It's definitely Jonathon.

Peter 2: Totes.

Scott: See

Peter 4: What the hell happened here?

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A/N - Short yeah but whatever