A/N - First off - thank y'all so much for your continued support and all that clichéd author shit, because after like two chapters we're already on 7k reads and holy shit its getting higher I can't keep up.
Second - following contains mild spoilers for Quantumania. I went to see it the other day and YES. I won't give away major plot points or anything but there may be some spoilers in ways of references in the film and stuff, because I'm not mean. And I'm updating! Wow! Edit- I meant to publish this when I actually started writing but like... FoRgOt tHiS bOoK eXsIsTeD fOr A BiT
Third - new way of deciding who's in each chapter - wheel of fortune because I have a brain now we're on the 75th part 😌
Fourth - Translations in comments.
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Scott: So I was a badass today, basically.
Wanda: Good morning to you too.
Loki:
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Scott: Hey, I was 😤
Bruce: I'm sure you're a badass everyday, Scott
Scott: Thank you Bruce 😌
Bucky: yes, i think your book is especially badass
Scott: JEURYNOIEUHTVIUEVNHITHVIEUTHVNIVHUTNHVUTIWV DID A FAMOUS ASSASSIN READ MY BOOK????? :DDDD
Bucky: Not by choice, the racoon made me shout it at sam at the top of my voice in order to get my metal arm back
Rocket: I AM NOT A RACOON
Rocket: also yes I did that
Sam: Oh so THATS what that was about? Did wonder why you screamed at me to look out for the little guy while standing on the roof with only one arm.
Scott: Did you enjoy it tho? :D
Bucky: It wasn't the worst
Scott: OH MY GOOOODODODODODODODDDDDD
Thor: I TOO SHALL READ THIS BOOK MAN OF ANTS, IT SOUNDS INTERESTING
Loki: You, read?
Thor: I READ THE LARRY THE OTTER BOOKS DID I NOT?
Hope: I haven't made an appearance here in ages. But yes Scott you're very badass. And.. I think you mean Harry Potter, Thor,
Thor: THATS WHAT I MEANT
Scott: Aw thanks :)
Wanda: So, Scott, why are you badass today?
Loki: did you open the pickle jar by yourself again?
Scott: Woooowwww Loki you underestimate my amazingness
Scott: And anyway S O M E O N E superglued that pickle jar and didn't tell me
