A/N - Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand...
We're back guys!!!
I know it's been ages, but my inspiration for the Group Chat stories has gone. Well... until today, which is Loki's birthday! (Happy Birthday Loki who is definitely NOT me. I'm defo not Loki. That's literally my name. Not-Loki. Which means I could definitely not be saying happy birthday to myself. Nope.)
So here comes a crappy chapter! (Hooray...)
Hope y'all enjoy anyway. Be back on Christmas Eve for a Christmas special (and the fourth book in my main series if you're reading it :)) next week!! Holy crap, that is literally a week away...
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Spidey: Happy Birthday Mr Loki!!!
Loki: Kid... did you seriously stay up until one minute past midnight to wish me a happy birthday?
Spidey: Yep :D
Loki: I... how... how... kind.
Tony: Wait, it's reindeer games' birthday?
Loki: Apparently.
Thor: I TOTALLY FORGOT IT WAS LOKI'S BIRTHDAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BROTHER!
Loki: So my own brother doesn't remember, but the spider child does? And you don't understand why I prefer him compared to you?
Spidey: Awww really? Thanks Mr Loki 😊
Thor: NO I DON'T UNDERSTAND. WAS IT SOMETHING I SAID?
Tony: *facepalms*
Sam: Why couldn't this wait until morning?
Spidey: i wasnt expecting anyone to reply so quick tbh 🤣
Steve: What's happening?
Spidey: It's Mr Loki's birthday
Phil Coulson: HEYYYYYYYYYY STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE
Thor: SON OF COUL, THIS CHAPTER IS NOT ABOUT STEVE.
Phil Coulson: Oh yea, sorry, forgot. :)
Thor: SAY SORRY TO LOKI
Loki: No, don't. It's fine. Don't say sorry.
Phil Coulson: I'll go.
Thor: GET BACK HERE!
Tony: i was gone for ten seconds.
Spidey: I'm not sure what happened Mr Stark...
Clint: I think we should Face Time and sing Loki happy birthday :)
Loki: Clint. I have a riddle for you. What's sleep-deprived because of a spider child texting me, having it's patience tested because of you and is about to set out to your location with it's knife collection?
Clint: Let's not Face Time.
Steve: I'm not great at riddles, but I don't think that's the answer, Clint.
Tony: *facepalms once more*
Loki: Look, guys, I didn't even realise it was my birthday. I've had so many it's just any other day to me.
Spidey: Would you celebrate if you reached a special milestone? Like 1500?
Loki: No.
Spidey: Why not?
Loki: It would make me Thor's age. And he's old.
Tony: *splutters on drink*
Clint: *pmsl*
Spidey: Good point 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thor: I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
Tony: Clueless as always... *sighs*
Thor: IM HURT
Spidey: Well anyway, it's been your birthday for fifteen minutes now Loki, and I still haven't given you your present, so can I come give it you?
Loki: If you don't mind the very high chance you'll get stabbed because I'm in a bad mood, then sure.
Spidey: There's always a high chance of me being stabbed when I'm in your presence, so this won't make any difference. I'm on my way 😁
Tony: Aren't you guys literally neighbours in the compound?
Loki: Wanda and Vision are between us. Luckily I don't have Vision as a neighbour.
Vision: I read that.
Tony: UKDGVUERVHUEHGVNHUGHVNUSGNVH WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?! SINCE WHEN WERE YOU IN THE CHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?
Vision: Tony, please. I used to be JARVIS. I know these things.
Tony: youre not just JARVIS...
Loki: Well... I don't take it back. You're a terrible neighbour.
Wanda: He's not... 😐😶
Spidey: He is. Loki have you opened your present yet?
Tony: That was a quick visit.
Loki: I told him thank you, but fuck off now so I can get some sleep.
Spidey: Can you believe it Mr Stark? He said thank you!!!😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
Tony: WOAH
Spidey: But can you please, please, at least open the card before you go to sleep? I made it myself and I really want to know what you think :)
Loki: Jeez, you're making more of a deal of my birthday than my mother used to.
Loki: The card is nice.
Spidey: Do you like the drawing? It's me and you :D
Loki: It is? Then why do I look like Bill the stickman on those memes?
Spidey: Because I'm not a good artist :(
Loki: You got that right. It's terrible.
Spidey: ...
Tony: Loki, youre hurting the kid's feelings
Loki: It's what I do best.
Loki: But thanks anyway kid.
Spidey: Youre welcome Mr Loki 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
Loki: Now fuck off and let me sleep
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FanfictionWhat happens when the Avengers text? Carnage! This is completely different to anything I've ever written before but I hope you like it :)
