Tony: So... what are you all up to today?
Sam: Nothing :(
Tony: Same :(
Spidey: I'm playing Minecraft :D
Tony: You're obsessed...
Spidey: I'm not! Besides Thor, Loki, Steve and Bucky are playing it with me.
Sam: ...They are?
Thor: MAN OF SPIDERS HELP ME I AM BEING ATTACKED BY THE VILLAGE GUARDIAN AGAIN
Spidey: How many times have I said not to attack the Iron Golems?
Steve: Which button is jump again, Peter?
Spidey: The X button.
Steve: Thank you :D
Sam: Steve's... playing a video game. This is new.
Spidey: He's not doing great :(
Tony: No surprise.
Bucky: Peter what is the deal with these square white things that are following me?! Are they trying to kill me?
Spidey: No, those are sheep.
Bucky: So are they going to kill me?
Spidey: No. They probably want food.
Bucky: BACK OFF! NO SQUARE SHEEP IS GOING TO GET MY SQUARE GOLDEN APPLE!
Loki: I like pushing people into the lava and hearing the sound effects :D
Tony: O_O
Sam: O_O
Spidey: Yeah... Loki understands how to play it lol
Thor: BROTHER YOU KILLED THE WHOLE POPULATION OF THE VILLAGE! NOW ME AND MY NEW BEST FRIEND THE WHITE SQUARE BEING THAT LIKES TO KILL PEOPLE HAVE NO ONE TO DEFEND
Loki: Well they shouldn't build their village next to the lava pool then
Spidey: Wait, you killed EVERYONE?
Steve: Guys I made it to the village!
Bucky: I'M STILL BEING FOLLOWED BY ABOUT 60 HUNGRY SQUARE SHEEP!
Spidey: LOL XD
Loki: I'll help you out Bucky
Tony: ...right
Sam: This is a weird game...
Tony: IKR
Steve: It's quite fun when you figured out the controls... which I haven't.
Thor: I LIKE GUARDING THE VILLAGE WITH MY NEW BEST FRIEND! HE LIKES WALKING AROUND LIKE A PENGUIN :D
Spidey: You like protecting buildings?
Steve: Oooooooo, I found a house!
Spidey: Steve, there's like 30 houses in the village. It's nothing to get excited about.
Steve: 😢 You just broke my heart Peter
Spidey: Sorry.
Bucky: Guys... Loki just killed all my square sheep
Loki: You're welcome.
Thor: BROTHER WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? THE SQUARE SHEEP ARE SO CUTE!
Steve: How do you open the door?
Loki: Can you kill other players?
Tony: This guy is obsessed with murder...
Loki: Yep
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FanfictionWhat happens when the Avengers text? Carnage! This is completely different to anything I've ever written before but I hope you like it :)
