Thor: GUESS WHAT, MY FRIENDS? I HAVE A PERSON FOLLOWING ME!
Scott: O_O creepy...
Natasha: And this is good because...?
Thor: AND I HAVE A SCRIBE SUBTRACTING ME ON THE TUBE OF YOU!
Loki: He means he has a follower and a subscriber.
Scott: Ooooooooh, thank you for clearing that up.
Loki: No problem
Spidey: Wow, that's awesome Mr Thor!
Thor: THANK YOU, NEWLY TURNED 17 SPIDER KID
Spidey: -_-
Natasha: You know... one follower and one subscriber isn't much Thor
Thor: ...WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
Loki: Here we go -_-
Scott: TBF she is right. People don't normally celebrate until they have at least... maybe a hundred?
Thor: ...I
Spidey: Hey... I celebrate every time I get a follower
Thor: THANK YOU SPIDER CHILD
Natasha: Well you're a kid, Peter. Thor is over a hundred years old, right?
Thor: I AM ONE THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED
Natasha: Exactly. So say you have 170 followers. 10 for every year of your life.
Spidey: Actually I have 171 on Instagram.
Natasha: That would mean Thor should have 15000 by now. So one follower isn't a lot
Thor: I... WHAT... HOW...
Loki: When did this turn into a maths lesson?
Scott: oof
Scott: Well... on YouTube I have over 2000 subscribers on my regular account
Natasha: Well I have 3000 so HA
Scott: And on Instagram I have 10K followers so IN YO FACE
Natasha: Really? Well, on MY Instagram, I have 11K!!
Loki: FollowersWarsPartI
Spidey: Black Widow vs Ant Man
Scott: Yeah? Well on Facebook I got even more than that! Like 12K!
Natasha: Well, on my Avengers profile on Instagram I got like 40K! Hahahahahahaha beat that!
Scott: EASY! On my Avengers Instagram I got ONE MILLION FOLLOWERS!!!
Spidey: Holy shit
Natasha: ....oh
Scott: I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tony: I have 100 million followers on all my accounts now stop sending me messages.
Spidey: .
Loki: .
Natasha: .
Scott: .
Thor: .
Loki: And the winner is Anthony.
Thor: THIS HAS JUST LOWERED MY MENTAL HEALTH TO THE POINT OF BREAKING POINT. I AM GOING TO SPACE AND I WILL NOT COME BACK UNTIL YOU APOLOGISE.
Thor left
Loki: O.O
Tony: Apologise... for having followers on social media?
Natasha: I think we offended him
Loki: This is why I don't have social media
Spidey: I didn't say anything...
Scott: What are the odds he'll come back in an orange and blue spaceship with a bunch of space weirdos teach them how to use phones and add them to this group chat?
Tony: uh... hopefully very slim?
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FanfictionWhat happens when the Avengers text? Carnage! This is completely different to anything I've ever written before but I hope you like it :)
