Peter 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ITS FINALLY MOVIE MARATHON TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wanda: Tis! Ah! Is everyone on the way? We're all set up! Even Thor helped... kinda.
Thor: I WAS VERY GOOD AT ORGANISING PILLOWS, WAS I NOT?
Wanda: You were very... particular about where they were placed.
Thor: EACH PERSON HAS PRECISELY 1.7 CUSHIONS ON AVERAGE, AND 1.1 FLUFFY BLANKETS. I DID THE MATHS MYSELF 😁
Loki: So it's wrong then?
Peter 1: OH BURNNNNNNN
Bucky: Savage.
Thor: BROTHER :(
Wanda: OK, no fighting, we've got 20 hours altogether!
Tony: Suddenly I'm realising this was a bad idea.
Loki: I'm with Tony.
Peter 1: It was not a bad idea! It's going to be great!
Steve: I'm sure it will be interesting.
Phil: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE CAN I SIT NEXT TO YOU?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! :DDDDDDD
Steve: Um...
Wanda: Yep! Steve, you have Coulson on one side, Bucky and Sam on the other. Aren't you popular?
Phil: OMG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Loki: I believe this is called "ecstatic fangirl screaming"
Stephen: So much screaming going on...
Peter 1: That's because it is exciting!!!!!!!!!
Bucky: Or excruciatingly painful.
Loki: ^
Peter 1: Well... let's think positive.
Bucky: I was.
Stephen: O_O
Wanda: Well, um, anyway, did anyone else want to know their seat? It took Peter and I ages to figure it out ToT
Loki: Who am I next to? Tell me it's not Thor.
Wanda: It's not Thor. You're next to Mobius and Stephen :)
Loki: ...
Mobius: Sounds great :)
Stephen: Dammit 🤦♀️
Loki: So I get to hear these two bickering about multiversal stuff for 20 hours? Lucky me.
Mobius: It's fine, you have 1.7 cushions to cover your ears with.
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FanfictionWhat happens when the Avengers text? Carnage! This is completely different to anything I've ever written before but I hope you like it :)
