Clint: MORTALS! I HAVE URGENT NEWS! MY BROTHER HAS DONE IT AGAIN!
Tony: Why are you speaking in caps, Clint?
Bruce: CLINT YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU HAD A BROTHER AND WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE BEST FRIENDS :O
Thor: we aren't best friends Bruce...
Natasha: I know we aren't
Steve: Woah, back up a second, Thor ain't speaking in capitals?!
Thor: Natasha, you ain't Bruce
Bruce: WELL I NEVER KNEW THAT! DO I LOOK LIKE A 50 SOMETHING YEAR OLD SCIENTIST WITH MAJOR ANGER MANAGEMENT ISSUES TO YOU? THANKS A LOT THOR!
Steve: wait what the actual fuck is going on
Tony: Language!
Clint: TINY PETTY MORTALS STOP BICKERING I AM TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING!
Natasha: Clint why are you pretending to be Thor?
Thor: I'm not...
Tony: Hang on... Natasha say here
Bruce: Here. AND CLINT I AM ASHAMED OF YOU
Tony: No, Natasha say here
Bruce: I ALREADY SAID HERE! TONY WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO ANNOYING?
Steve: I didn't say anything :(
Thor: Wait...
Thor: Has someone hacked?!?!?!?!?
Clint: THAT IS WHAT I AM TRYING TO TELL YOU MORTALS!
Loki: :)
Steve: -_- I should've known
Bruce: SO CLINT WASN'T LYING TO ME? OMG CLINT I AM SO SORRY FOR JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS
Thor: its OK :)
Bruce: BUT LOKI IF YOU DARE EVER MAKE ME JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS ABOUT MY BEST FRIEND EVER AGAIN FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FACE EVEN IF WE ARE FRIENDS
Loki: I can't take that seriously now your name is Bruce XD
Loki: I'm just imagining how funny it would be if he threatened to kick me in the face
Natasha: Thanks :(
Bruce: actually thatd be funny XD
Steve: Loki can I kindly ask how you manage to hack into my software so I can fix the faults please
Loki: Nope :D
Steve: 😒
Steve: How did I know that would be the answer
Clint: BROTHER CHANGE THE NAMES BACK TO NORMAL
Loki: Hm... no.
Thor: wdym NO?!
Loki: it's fun changing names :D
Bruce: ALRIGHT LOKI-
Loki: It's not intimidating under Bruce's name Nat
Bruce: BRUCE, REPEAT WHAT I SAY NEXT OK
Natasha: OK
Bruce: ALRIGHT LOKI, IF YOU DON'T CHANGE EVERYONE'S NAMES BACK RIGHT NOW, I WILL COME FIND YOU AND KICK YOU IN THE FACE UNTIL YOU DO!
Natasha: ALRIGHT LOKI, IF YOU DON'T CHANGE EVERYONE'S NAMES BACK RIGHT NOW, I WILL COME FIND YOU AND KICK YOU IN THE FACE UNTIL YOU DO!
Loki: Oh fiiiiiine
Loki: Tomorrow :D
Steve: FFS
Tony: lAnGuAgE
Thor: 🤦
Bruce: >:C
Clint: BROTHER!
Natasha: i'm outta here
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FanfictionWhat happens when the Avengers text? Carnage! This is completely different to anything I've ever written before but I hope you like it :)
