The Avengers Group Chat 🦄

Random Facts with Peter Parker! (ft. Barnaby the Dodo)

Spidey: did you know the first person charged with speeding was going 8mph?

Wanda: Uh... hi to you too kid

Steve: I did 😌

Stephen: Very random Peter... 😂

Loki: For once I agree with the wizard

Spidey: and goosebumps are meant to ward off enemies?

Steve: I also knew that 😁

Loki: Well I bet that's effective -_-

Wanda: IKR?

Stephen: Thanos, cowering in fear, because it's cold and the Avengers have goosebumps. He trembles before them, because they're just so intimidating when they're cold and wishing they'd bought a jacket

Carol: HA lmao

Gamora: I wish 🙄

Spidey: did you also know wood frogs can hold their pee for eight months?

Wanda: Oh... nice

Steve: Yeah it keeps them alive during hibernation :D

Bucky: You googled these didn't you Peter?

Stephen: I'd be surprised if he knew them off the top of his head

Loki: Well Steve seems to...

Spidey: and you lose 30 percent of your taste buds during flight?

Stephen: So THATS why airplane food is so disgusting

Steve: Yes. According to a 2010 study conducted by Germany's Fraunhofer Institute for Building Physics, the dryness experienced at a high elevation as well as low pressure reduces the sensitivity of a person's taste buds to sweet and salty foods by about 30 percent.

Loki: Smart ass

Scott: *America's ass

Steve: 😒

Spidey: the dot over a lower case i or j is called a tittle

Scott: I KNEW THAT FROM KID NORMAL

Spidey: here's one for Steve and Bucky: the first computer was invented in the 1940s

Bucky: Was it? I don't remember one being built.

Steve: I didn't know that...

Wanda: You didn't?

Spidey: twas in 1946

Bucky: Well I fell off a train in 1945 and I was brain-washed for 70 years so that explains it

Steve: Oh and I was frozen in ice by that point

Spidey: oh

Spidey: anyway

Spidey: One for Scott: the total weight of ants once equalled the total weight of people 2000 years ago

Steve: I knew that one 😁

Scott: Doesn't surprise me. There are a LOT of ants

Loki: Yes, and it helps that 2000 years ago you humans were all weak and skinny 🤷

Stephen: How would you know? You aren't 2000 yet

Loki: Because you were all weak and skinny 1000 years ago so it goes to reason you would be even weaker and skinnier 2000 years ago.

Carol: That logic...

Loki: Well it's true

Spidey: NEXT FACT