The Avengers Group Chat 🦄

Dude, c'mon

A/N - Contains Spider-Man: No Way Home spoilers

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Stephen: Hey... guys? Um... got something to tell y'all...

Wanda: What's up, Stephen?

Stephen: Well, um, so I was just speaking to Spider-Man, you know, Peter Parker...

Loki: The spider kid? Why?

Stephen: Long story. But anyway he started webbing stuff up, and I got upset with him because of reasons. So then he started webbing me up...

Scott: What the hell did you do to make that kid mad at you?

Stephen: Long story. I got mad at him, actually.

Wanda: Why?

Stephen: LONG. STORY. But yeah so we kinda ended up in the Mirror Dimension, and he started webbing me up because he's being a little insistent about stuff that he's wrong about-

Loki: What is it?

Stephen: WTF... you just cut off my typing... that's not possible...

Loki: I'm a pro at hacking Stark's tech remember?

Scott: That's sick!

Stephen: Well, it's a long story-

Loki: What is it?

Wanda: You know he's not going to let you type until you say, right?

Stephen: Long story. He's getting me to do this spell thing then he bought a bunch of people from the multiverse into this universe basically-

Loki: Ah, yes, we have a lot of experience of that.

Stephen: Did you really need to interrupt my typing for that?

Loki: Yep :)

Scott: So... you're mad at him cos...

Stephen: He's not letting me put them back in their universes. But anyway, I was trying to tell you about something different-

Loki: Why's he not letting you put them back?

Stephen: Long st-

Loki: Why?

Wanda: You two... XD

Stephen: Because he doesn't want them to die-

Loki: Wait, and you do?

Scott: Dude, c'mon.

Stephen: No it's not that-

Loki: Well why then?

Stephen: STOP CUTTING ME OFF AND I'LL TELL Y-

Loki: No, I like cutting you off, it's funny :)

Stephen: >:(

Stephen: No, it's because everything in the multiverse has to go one way or everything will be totally fucked up. That answer your question?

Scott: Yes, but c'mon Stephen, Peter's a kid. He doesn't understand this shit yet.

Stephen: He's like 17!

Scott: Yeah, a kid.

Stephen: Well, basically, he didn't let me reverse the spell thing, so now there's a bunch of stupid problems.

Wanda: And that's why you ended up in the Mirror Dimension and he started webbing stuff up?

Stephen: Well, no, it's because I tried to stop him leaving.

Loki: Wowwwwwwwwww

Scott: You didn't let the kid go home?

Stephen: No, because he was trying to run off with my box-

Loki: Your box?

Stephen: Yes my box! Anyway-

Loki: What box?

Stephen: The magic one.

Loki: Well that narrows it down.

Stephen: WILL YOU GUYS JUST LISTEN! This is kinda important and I need help.

Scott: Ah, don't we all.

Wanda: No offence, this kinda seems like your problem Stephen.

Stephen: No, wait, that's not what I need help with-

Loki: You're beyond help, Strange.

Stephen: Hey...

Loki: It's true.

Wanda: Well, what do you need help with?

Stephen: Well, he webbed me up-

Loki: HA!

Stephen: Shut up. So I'm kinda tied up-

Loki: HAHA!

Stephen: Shut up. Kinda tied up over the Grand Canyon right now-

Loki: HAHAHAHA! XD

Stephen: Shut. Up. And I've been here twelve hours-

Loki: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMFG STRANGE XD

Scott: Wait, Peter Parker webbed you up over the Grand Canyon?

Stephen: And took my sling ring.

Loki: THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE XD

Stephen: Dude, c'mon. We're meant to be friends.

Wanda: It is pretty funny...

Stephen: I...

Stephen: Honestly I thought you guys would be at least a little sympathetic.

Loki: NOPE!! XD

Scott: Not really.

Wanda: Um, I guess a little...

Stephen: Well... could you at least come help?

Scott: Can't the cloak help?

Stephen: I think it's doing the cloak's version of cracking up in laughter.

Loki: I CANT- XD

Loki: This is officially the best day of my life. Thank you Peter Parker!

Stephen: I hate you sometimes.

Loki: I hate you most of the time :)

Scott: And I love all of you 😁

Stephen: 🤨

Loki: 😒

Wanda: Thanks Scott :)

Scott: NP Wanda :)

Stephen: So... are any of you coming to help me?

Wanda: Um... I have a thing to do...

Wanda is offline

Stephen: Srsly Wanda? C'mon.

Scott: Good luck with Peter, Stephen :)

Scott is offline

Stephen: Wow Scott.

Loki: Good luck Peter! Keep it up and feel free to make Strange hang over the Grand Canyon more often :D

Loki is offline

Stephen: I...

Stephen: Dude, c'mon.

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A/N - Very much centred on these characters was this chapter. I love the idea of the four of them teaming up so much! (Well, I've wrote four books about them, so that's kind of self-explanatory...)

Anyone who wants to have a geeky conversation about No Way Home and how FVCKING EPICALLY EPIC it was, I'm always free. Even if you're reading this in like one year from now. (Hello from the past if this is the case!!!)

Baiiiiii