WARNING: contains lots of strong language
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Thor: MY FRIENDS! I NEED EVERYONE HERE!
Steve: Yes?😀
Thor: OH... NOT YOU FRIENDS...
Steve: ...
Steve: I...
Spidey: We've got to go buy him ice cream again now Thor! Thx a lot.😒
Thor: I DON'T MEAN THEE EITHER, SPIDERLING
Spidey: ...
Spidey: I...
Natasha: Well who the hell DO you mean then Thor?
Bruce: It's great to know we aren't friends anymore Thor 😰
Wanda: *astonished gasp*
Rhodey: 😱
Steve: Is... is this... true? 😢
Fury: 😭😭😭
Tony: even FURY'S upset!!!!!!!!!
Loki: I was never Thor's friend in the first place 🤷♀️
Thor: NO, DON'T CRY EVERYONE! I JUST NEEDED TO ASK MY OTHER FRIENDS (THE LESS BEST-ER ONES) A QUESTION!
Tony: I wasn't crying...
Loki: Yeah Thor's friendship isn't worth crying over
Steve: Less best-er... is that a good thing?
Thor: QUILL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Thor: I NEED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING!
Gamora: GL getting him to look at his phone Thor
Natasha: OMG hi bestie!!💖
Gamora: Hey bestie!!💖
Thor: WHAT DOST THOU MEAN GAMORA?
Tony: (sHaKeSpEaRe iN tHe pArK?)
Loki: (dOsT mOtHeR kNoW yOu wEaReTh hEr dRaPeS?)
Gamora: He just refuses to interact with any of your friends because he can be a really grumpy git at times
Spidey: Ron Weasley has spoken
Thor: WELL... I NEED TO SPEAK TO HIM
Groot: I am Groot.
Rocket: I couldn't agree more
Groot: I am Groot.
Rocket: Yes, I agree he can be more of an idiot than almost anyone on this Group Chat
Groot: I am Groot.
Rocket: ...
Loki: BAHA who knew a tree could have such a fantastic sense of humour 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Rocket: Groot... we need to have a discussion about who you're allowed to insult
Rocket: And your language
Thor: GROOT, ROCKET, BROTHER, GET ALONG PLEASE!
Loki: What did I do?
Thor: WE NEED TO THINK ABOUT WAYS TO GET QUILL ON THIS CHAT SO I CAN SPEAK TO HIM!
Spidey: call him?
Thor: TRIED IT
Spidey: spam him cat emojis?
Thor: WHAT IS THAT?
Spidey: Shall I try it?
Thor: SURE
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The Avengers Group Chat 🦄
FanfictionWhat happens when the Avengers text? Carnage! This is completely different to anything I've ever written before but I hope you like it :)