Life Lesson: Don't piss off Peter Quill

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WARNING: contains lots of strong language

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Thor: MY FRIENDS! I NEED EVERYONE HERE!

Steve: Yes?😀

Thor: OH... NOT YOU FRIENDS...

Steve: ...

Steve: I...

Spidey: We've got to go buy him ice cream again now Thor! Thx a lot.😒

Thor: I DON'T MEAN THEE EITHER, SPIDERLING

Spidey: ...

Spidey: I...

Natasha: Well who the hell DO you mean then Thor?

Bruce: It's great to know we aren't friends anymore Thor 😰

Wanda: *astonished gasp*

Rhodey: 😱

Steve: Is... is this... true? 😢

Fury: 😭😭😭

Tony: even FURY'S upset!!!!!!!!!

Loki: I was never Thor's friend in the first place 🤷‍♀️

Thor: NO, DON'T CRY EVERYONE! I JUST NEEDED TO ASK MY OTHER FRIENDS (THE LESS BEST-ER ONES) A QUESTION!

Tony: I wasn't crying...

Loki: Yeah Thor's friendship isn't worth crying over

Steve: Less best-er... is that a good thing?

Thor: QUILL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Thor: I NEED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING!

Gamora: GL getting him to look at his phone Thor

Natasha: OMG hi bestie!!💖

Gamora: Hey bestie!!💖

Thor: WHAT DOST THOU MEAN GAMORA?

Tony: (sHaKeSpEaRe iN tHe pArK?)

Loki: (dOsT mOtHeR kNoW yOu wEaReTh hEr dRaPeS?)

Gamora: He just refuses to interact with any of your friends because he can be a really grumpy git at times

Spidey: Ron Weasley has spoken

Thor: WELL... I NEED TO SPEAK TO HIM

Groot: I am Groot.

Rocket: I couldn't agree more

Groot: I am Groot.

Rocket: Yes, I agree he can be more of an idiot than almost anyone on this Group Chat

Groot: I am Groot.

Rocket: ...

Loki: BAHA who knew a tree could have such a fantastic sense of humour 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Rocket: Groot... we need to have a discussion about who you're allowed to insult

Rocket: And your language

Thor: GROOT, ROCKET, BROTHER, GET ALONG PLEASE!

Loki: What did I do?

Thor: WE NEED TO THINK ABOUT WAYS TO GET QUILL ON THIS CHAT SO I CAN SPEAK TO HIM!

Spidey: call him?

Thor: TRIED IT

Spidey: spam him cat emojis?

Thor: WHAT IS THAT?

Spidey: Shall I try it?

Thor: SURE

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