Steve: Anthony Edward Stark!
Tony: Yes, Steven Grant Rogers?
Steve: Why do we only have Stark Raving Hazelnuts ice cream?
Stephen: I prefer the Hunka-Hulka Burnin' Fudge...
Tony: No-one asked you, Doctor Stephen Strange!
Steve: That doesn't answer my question!
Thor: PROBABLY BECAUSE PETER BENJAMIN PARKER ATE THE OTHER FLAVOURS
Spidey: Shush Thor Odinson God of Thunder!!!!
Rocket: Terrans are so petty
Quill: So are you Rocket Trash Panda Raccoon
Rocket: Shut up, Peter Jason Quill!
Steve: ANTHONY EDWARD STARK YOU ARE AVOIDING MY QUESTION
Bruce: Because Thor Odinson God of Thunder answered it?
Steve: Be quiet Dr Robert Bruce Banner!!
Steve: Also Peter Benjamin Parker I am ashamed of you!
Natasha: Steven Grant Rogers, FGS take a chill pill
Fury: aVeNgErS iNiTiAtIve mEmBeRs wIlL yOu sToP sPaMmInG mE?
Natasha: Nicholas Joseph Fury. How lovely to hear from you :)
Fury: I can't say the same thing, Natalia Alianovna Romanova. No offence
Scott: ANTHONY EDWARD STARK WHY IS THERE ONLY YOUR ICE CREAM LEFT?
Steve: THAT'S WHAT I SAID, SCOTT EDWARD HARRIS LANG
Tony: OK, fine, it's because the store sold out of the Hunka-Hulka Burnin' Fudge which I know is everyone's favourite
Scott: WHAT
Steve: W
Steve: H
Steve: A
Steve: T
Loki: -_-
Stephen: OMG, ANTHONY EDWARD STARK, STEVEN GRANT ROGERS, THOR ODINSON GOD OF THUNDER, PETER BENJAMIN PARKER, ROCKET TRASH PANDA RACCOON, PETER JASON QUILL, DR ROBERT BRUCE BANNER, NICHOLAS JOSEPH FURY, NATALIA ALIANOVNA ROMANOVA, SCOTT EDWARD HARRIS LANG AND LOKI ODINSON GOD OF MAGIC AND MISCHIEF, I KNOW WHO THE CULPRIT IS!
Scott: WHO
Steve: DOCTOR STEPHEN STRANGE I DEMAND YOU TO TELL US
Stephen: It was Wong
Steve: ...Just Wong? He doesn't have a full name?
Scott: Like... Beyoncé?
Stephen: That's what I call him XD
Tony: Well, to stop everyone starting Civil War Hunka-Hulka Burnin' Fudge, could you ask Beyoncé to give us some ice cream?
Stephen: Oh gosh, the fate of the human race rests on this doesn't it? 😬
Tony: Yep
Steve: Yep
Scott: Yep
Thor: YEP
Spidey: Yep
Rocket: I honestly don't care if the human race starts killing each other
Quill: Yep
Bruce: Yep
Natasha: Yep
Fury: Yep
Loki: Yep
Stephen: OK, well, um, if I don't reply, you know why...
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