World Cup special I guess. I am not bothered about football in the slightest (men's, this is, I love women's game) but this book hasn't been updated in a while so I'll try to do one every time an important event is on. That way maybe I'll have inspiration.
For you strange Americans who call rugby with armour football, this football is what you call 'soccer' - I'm sorry, no, it's football, you kick it with your foot - and is about the match tonight between our two countries :D
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Peter 1: THE USA PLAY TODAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Tony: In what, son?
Natasha: SO YOU FINALLY ADMIT IT HAHAHA
Peter 1: Well ur my aunt Natasha
Natasha: ...
Steve: That's her being touched I believe.
Phil: HIYA STEVIE
Clint: yep, defo
Peter 1: But BASICALLYYYY its the USA England gameeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Mobius: England will win
Peter 1: ...isthatapredictionorareyoubeingseriousandyouknowwhatsgonnahappen
Mobius: Educated guess
Loki: couldn't care less about football, can't lie
Peter 1: It's soccer
Loki: No, you kick the ball with your foot. Therefore it is football. That's what we call it in Asgard.
Steve: Is it really?
Thor: YES, I USED TO BE A GOOD FOOTBALL PLAYER
Peter 1: SERIOUSLY??? :DDD
Thor: I WANTED TO REPRESENT ASGARD IN THE WORLD CUP BUT THEY WOULDNT LET ME
Wanda: Aw, how rude, why's that?
Thor: THEY SAID I COULDNT BE A ONE PERSON TEAM AND THERE WAS A SMALL MATTER OF ASGARD NOT BEING A COUNTRY FROM THIS WORLD
Wanda: ...oh
Thor: I KNOW RIGHT
Thor: I EVEN TOLD THEM I WASNT A ONE PERSON TEAM, BUT THEY DIDNT BELIEVE ME THAT MJOLNIR COULD PLAY 😤
Scott: u MEAN jonathon
Peter 1: still, maybe you can teach me some moves 😄
Thor: IT WOULD BE MY HONOUR
Tony: Do not let my son get hurt Thunderpants 😤
Peter 1: Its ok Dad, i can handle some soccer
Thor: WHAT IS SOCCER
Loki: Football
Tony: I'll be the judge of whether u can handle it son
Peter 1: But daaaaaaaaaaaadddddddddddddddd
Peter 1: i will do it
Tony: No
Peter 1: i will
Tony: NO DONT
Peter 1: ...
Peter 1: 🥺
Tony: STOP IT NO I CANT DO THIS
Peter 1: 🥺
Peter 1: 🥺
Peter 1: 🥺
Tony: SSSSSSSTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPP
Peter 1: ...
Peter 1: 🥺🥺🥺
Tony: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Tony: fine
Peter 1: 😄
Peter 1: Thanks dad!
Natasha: this is so fucking wholesome
Clint: SPIDERCHILDE THE GAME IS STARTINGGGGGGGGGG
Peter 1: OKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOK LETS PUT IT ON THE BIG SCREEN
Peter 1: WANDA GET THE POPCORN
Peter 1: THERE WAS NO NEED TO MAGICK IT INTO MY FACE
Wanda: 😁
Scott: IMA COMING LEMME GET MY FASTEST ANT
Loki: you can't fly an ant from San Francisco to New York
Loki: thats animal cruelty
Scott: IM NOT IN SF
Scott: ...i just cba to walk downstairs
Tony: YOURE IN THE TOWER??????????????
Peter 1: GAME. IN. FIVE. MINUTES. HURRY THE FUDGE UP!!!
Mobius: me and Loki will round everyone up
Loki: Will I?
Mobius: yes
Mobius: Or I'll send the emoji
Mobius: In front of everyone
Mobius: Even the readers
Loki: FIIIINE
Natasha: why tf does one of the USA players have the france flag in his hair
Clint: omfg he does
Tony: someone go tell him, he cant go the whole tournament like that
Peter 1: SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Yeeeeeeah I really don't know why I did this. Really shit game so far I can't lie. Anyway byeeeee
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