The Avengers Group Chat 🦄

Norse Mythology Part 2

Tony: So, NONE of the stories are true?

Loki: Wdym?

Thor: STORIES OF WHOM, IRON ONE?

Tony: The myths

Loki: You're obsessed -_-

Thor: I DO NOT KNOW A LOT OF THEM. LOKI IS THE EXPERT.

Loki: That's only because I happened to have spent time on Midgard and found out by accident.

Tony: So...?

Loki: Most aren't true. Some are exaggerations of the truth whilst some are completely crazy, like me having a child with a horse, which is DEFINITELY not true

Loki: BUT some are true. Like me cutting off Sif's hair. That was hilarious until she punched me in the face

Tony: I can see why she did...

Loki: Eh. I never thought about it afterwards.

Loki: My favourite was when I convinced Thor to wear a wedding dress :D

Tony: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU DID WHAT?!?!?!? NO WAY IS THAT TRUE XD

Loki: It is true XD

Thor: THAT WAS NOT FUNNY BROTHER!

Tony: It sounds hilarious

Loki: It was. The goldilocks hair made him actually look like a lady though.

Thor: SHUT. UP.

Loki: And the flowers in his hair SO suited him. Tony you should of seen the glittery high heels

Thor: STOP IT BROTHER

Tony: OMG I'm dying XD XD XD

Loki: Don't get me started on the actual dress...

Thor: BROTHER STOP!!!

Tony: I'm assuming this was before cameras?

Loki: Unfortunately it was 😔

Tony: ToT

Tony: I'm sad now 😔

Loki: Same

Loki: BUT IT WAS HILARIOUS

Thor: NO IT WASN'T

Tony: I bet it was XD

Tony: Was there any other myths that were hilarious and true?

Loki: Well... it isn't hilarious, but there was a magic tree on Asgard that was guarded by a squirrel that was feared by all the Nine Realms 🤷

Tony: Seriously XD

Loki: That thing was E V I L

Thor: THAT THING WAS VICIOUS! IT TRIED TO EAT ME!

Tony: But... squirrels are tiny? How can gods be afraid of it?

Loki: Not afraid of it. And this squirrel is bigger than a tank

Thor: I DO NOT KNOW WHAT A TANK IS

Tony: O_O

Tony: That's a big squirrel

Loki: Yup

Loki: It was exploded in Ragnarok tho

Tony: oof

Tony: RIP vicious squirrel tank