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He didn't use frickin'

Thor added Quill

Thor added Gamora

Thor added Drax

Thor added Nebula

Thor added Rocket

Thor added Groot

Tony: Uh.... who?

Steve: Who are they?

Natasha: ^

Clint: ^^

Thor: I AM BACK, AVENGERS, AND I HAVE BROUGHT MY NEW SPACE FRIENDS WITH ME

Loki: Since when did you have friends?

Steve: Well, um, hi, Thor's new friends :)

Natasha: Welcome to Earth?

Gamora: Ugh. Terrans.

Quill: I know right?

Thor: I AM SURE YOU WILL GET ALONG GREAT :D

Loki: -_-

Clint: Well... I guess we should introduce ourselves? I'm Clint, aka Hawkeye. Nice to meet you :D

Drax: You are an eyeball?

Clint: O_O uh what? No.

Drax: Then why are you Hawkeye?

Clint: It's like my codename...

Quill: Codenames aren't cool.

Rocket: You have a codename

Quill: Correction: OUTLAW name

Bruce: Um, hi? Who are the strangers?

Groot: I am Groot.

Bruce: Oh. Nice to meet you.

Groot: I am Groot.

Bruce: Yh... you said that.

Groot: I am Groot.

Bruce: So confused...

Rocket: Wow. The 50% stupid Terran that Quill is truly is 100% these guys.

Nebula: I'm surrounded by idiots all the time anyway so it makes no difference to me.

Thor: FRIENDS, PLEASE, GET ALONG

Loki: I know what Groot said. He needs to work on his language.

Tony: ...What did he say?

Loki: First, We're the frickin' Guardians of the Galaxy.

Loki: Second, Can't say the same frickin' thing about you

Loki: Last, These guys are frickin' idiots.

Loki: But he didn't say frickin'

Rocket: Huh. Maybe you aren't all idiots after all

Loki: Most of them are

Tony: I'm confused. How did you know?

Thor: THEY TAUGHT GROOT'S LANGUAGE ON ASGARD

Steve: Interesting. Though I would say watch your language.

Drax: How can he watch language?

Steve: It's a metaphor

Drax: I know what a metaphor is! It's when you put a finger on someone's throat. It means death.

Steve: Uh, yeah, I guess

Thor: NATASHA, I THOUGHT YOU WOULD GET ON WELL WITH NEBULA AND GAMORA. THEY ARE ALSO LADY ASSASSINS!