Oof. I promise I am trying to update this. Again, no ideas. Still no ideas as I'm writing. If you guys have ideas, please say. Then maybe I can churn something up. I'm, as you can tell, a very slow writer. How I used to update daily is beyond me. Thanks for sticking this long because we're now, somehow on 8k. This is fucking mental.
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Peter 1: So everyone will hate me for this
Peter 1: but i have a question
Thor: ASK AWAY MAN OF SPIDERS
Peter 1: Im not sure u would be able to answer Mr Thor
Thor: I AM SURE THAT I COULD TRY TO HELP YOU
Thor: I HAVE AMASSED A LARGE AMOUNT OF KNOWLEDGE OVER MY MANY YEARS
Loki: keep telling yourself that.
Peter 1: weeeeeell i kinda need to talk to Mr Scott, if he's here
Hope: I think Scott's trying to have a social media break today
Wanda: How is he coping with that then?
Hope: Not very well
Peter 1: Oh. Well, I was going to ask him about how he came to create his sandwich song series
Peter 1: Just seems so random
Stephen: Oh no
Wanda: We were there, we couldn't even tell you where it came from
Scott: HMMMM I THINK THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION I HAVE TO ANSWER BEFORE I COULD POSSIBLY BREAK FROM SOCIAL MEDIA
Hope: Scott
Scott: Hope...
Hope: Scott
Scott: ...please?
Hope: I'm disappointed
Hope: I thought you could change
Scott: But Hope...
Hope: It seems I was wrong
Scott: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? HAVEIUPSETYOUIAMSOSORRYPLEASE
Hope: Maybe there's no hope for you
Scott: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Thor: YOU MORTALS ARE SO DRAMATIC
Groot: I am Groot
Loki: Facts ^
Thor: HAHA I HAVE AN IKR MOMENT THERE GROOT
Peter 1: Not quite Mr Thor...
Peter 1: Anyway Mr Scott 😁
Scott: Well, young Spider, take a seat, get comfortable, and I shall talk you through Sandwich: The Origins
Stephen: Wait a minute. I thought this happens during our multiverse adventures?
Wanda: You might have to be more specific
Stephen: Y'know, the series? The one where we go to the TVA?
Loki: Why don't you just spoil the whole plotline of the book that hasnt even been written yet, Strange?
Stephen: That's my point... he shouldn't be talking about this when it'll spoil the plot
Wanda: I don't think it's exactly the most important point...
Scott: Eh. Realistically, that book ain't getting written until at least the end of the year. The readers have waited long enough
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FanficWhat happens when the Avengers text? Carnage! This is completely different to anything I've ever written before but I hope you like it :)