A/N - I had to write this. Contains Spider-Man: No Way Home spoilers
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Spidey created The Peters GC 🕷
Spidey added Spidey
Spidey added Spidey
Spidey: Hm... that's not very useful. We've all got the same names.
Spidey: Yep, not convenient at all.
Spidey: IKR?
Spidey: I don't know how to hack to change names... wait a minute, I know someone who does!
Spidey added Loki
Spidey: Loki! I need a favour...
Loki: Peter, why did you add yourself to a group chat three times?
Spidey: Oh, no, we're all different people.
Spidey: I thought we were all the same...
Spidey: No, we're all just from different universes guys. Anyway Loki-
Loki: Mind explaining what's happening before you ask favours?
Spidey: WTF... you just cut off my text. How is that possible?
Loki: I'm good at hacking.
Spidey: Cool
Spidey: Honestly I don't know what happened... but me and myself and myself all exchanged numbers and we made a group chat, but-
Loki: You, yourself and yourself?
Spidey: I'm Peter 2
Spidey: Wait I thought I was Peter 2! You were Peter 1, right?
Spidey: No, I was Peter 1! Anyway, that doesn't matter right now-
Loki: Has this got anything to do with the way you webbed Strange up over the Grand Canyon?
Spidey: Peter, why would you do that? That's so mean :(
Loki: Oh, no, trust me, it was just funny.
Spidey: Oh :)
Spidey: Who's strange? Me, haha...
Spidey: Strange is that wizard I told you about. ANYWAY if you stop cutting through my texts I can explain-
Loki: But I like cutting through texts :D
Spidey: ANYWAY basically Stephen was doing this spell than got upset at me because I botched it and then we opened up like a rift in the universe and a bunch of people got into our universe and two of them were some other versions of me-
Loki: Sounds horrifying.
Spidey: Hey... it's not my fault :'(
Spidey: Honestly I'm just happy to be here :D
Loki: OK you both sound like Peter even though you're saying different things...
Spidey: That's because I am Peter!
Spidey: That's because I am Peter!
Spidey: We're all Peters! And anyway, we got all that shit sorted, and Peter and Peter are back in their universes now, but we traded phone numbers so I made a group chat and it defies all logic but it works. Ta da!
Loki: ...right.
Loki: Why does this concern me?
Spidey: Because you're a hacker!
YOU ARE READING
The Avengers Group Chat 🦄
FanficWhat happens when the Avengers text? Carnage! This is completely different to anything I've ever written before but I hope you like it :)
