(This'll be a short chapter)
"But den I waz all leik 'bruh, weht even, leik, u need tu chil, k.'"
Kinda hurts to read this, doesn't it?
Now, if someone actually has decent grammar, and they're joking, I can deal.
I mean, my rule is, if you're constantly dedicated to writing well, you're entitled to having bad grammar every once in awhile.
Why?
Because it's artificial.
Now, if someone were to have an ENTIRE book, written with the grammar of a 4 year old with shaky hands, I promise, I'll cringe in every sentence.
I mean, come on. Spelling and grammar matter more than just in school.
I've seen books where the writers have 30 million reads and 10 million comments, and all the comments are about "how amazing the wording is!!1!!!1"
And the author's writing is something along the lines of:
"Karen, wut did yu du?!"
"weht du yu mean, josh?"
"Yu broke my heart! How could yu cheet on me?"
"Cuz their more hotter than yu! Srry!"
I actually felt like vomiting just typing that.
But see how much it matters?
And then, the authors that actually know how to speak proper English, have maybe 1k reads.
Where does this make sense?
(Answer: THERE IS NO PLACE WHERE THIS COMPUTES)
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Rants; A Tale Of Epic Annoyance
RandomThis will be a book of my rants, commonly spilled onto the unfortunate souls whom happen to talk to me. Enjoy yourself; perhaps you'll relate.
