Rants; A Tale Of Epic Annoyance

Small Things That Irritate Me #3

- When you're in the shower and a single drop of water gets into your eye
I didn't ask to feel like Satan just spat in my eye, but okay.
It's even worse when there's no soap in the water.
It's literally just a small drop of water off of my eyelashes, and instantly I feel like I'm going to lose my sight.

- "Fat girls can't wear leggings"
I would like to make this a PSA.
So long as what you're wearing fits, is appropriate for your setting, and makes you feel confident, wear whatever the hell you want.
I wear leggings literally ever day of my life. They are so comfortable and soft, and I like the way they make my legs look.
And no, I am not small. I'm rather large.
Does that stop me from rocking a pair of cloud print leggings?
Hell no.

- "Cute" Anxiety
I have a literal entire chapter dedicated to anxiety, but I cannot stress this enough.
Anxiety isn't cute.
This seems like common sense, but apparently, it isn't.
Anxiety isn't fun.
I cannot stand when people run around going "oh, I have severe anxiety! I hate public speaking, ah I'm so shy!" *hides in sweater paws*
Like,
1) do not make me hate sweater paws
2) you experiencing those things does not equate to legitimate panic attacks and inability to breathe over miniscule things.
Kindly remove yourself.

- Birth control = you're a slur
Kiss my ass.
There are so many reasons a person can use birth control.
Period regulation.
Fixing hormones.
Shit, some of them can help with depression.
And, yes, contraception.
And honestly? I see someone using that as responsible, not slutty.

- Thigh high socks that aren't stretchy
I have really big legs. My calves are huge, and so are my thighs.
Now, I love thigh high socks. I like to wear them under my leggings as a kind of secret cute thing for myself.
I have a light blue pair that I adore with all of my heart.
The problem?
They're not super stretchy, so they only go up like half of my calf.
Please put more elastic for those of us who do not have tiny legs.

- Abuse Fanfics
There is nothing romantic about someone beating you.
There isn't anything cute about your significant other making you feel worthless.
There's no love in feeling abandoned.
Stop trying to be a goddamned edgelord and realize how ignorant you are.

- When you shave and you miss a spot
Ah, yes. The feeling of sandpaper on an otherwise smooth leg that I just spent an hour trying to perfect.
How lovely.

- Crotchless underwear
???
I don't understand why these exist?
Like,
I've never worn them. I've never even seen them in person. I just know that they're real.
How lazy do you have to be that you go out of your way to find underwear with missing pieces?
???

- Stereotypical hipsters
I have friends who would probably be labeled as hipsters, and not once have I ever heard them say "you wouldn't get it", "it's not popular", etc.
They're actually some of the most chill people I know.
With ever other stereotype, I'm like "yeah, not ALL emo kids are like that, but I've seen that", "yeah, not all preppy kids are douchebags, but I get it", and so on.
But I've never met one of these fuckhipsters (like fuckboy/girl, but hipsters) ever in my life.
Am I missing something?

- The in between space in hair length
Where you're between "short" and "can put into a pony tail", so your pony tail is a half inch long and falls out of your hair tie within like five minutes.
Also known as my current hair length.

Hurray for being angry 24/7 at stupid nonsense.
~ Grey