Woo, two updates in a day. I'm on fire.
This isn't a super original idea, but I've been listening to some music all day and decided that this would be a cool thing to do.
I'm gonna add my own touch though, because this might be a regular thing I talk about. (I listen to a lot of music, so I've found a plethora of weird lyrics.)
Band: Skillet
"This is the place that they can never take away"
I hate to be the bearer of unfortunate news, but if you don't pay your bills, I can assure you any place you have can be taken.
"We have horns and halos"
Contradiction?
"Feel you coming on so fast, feel you coming on to get me high."
I know this is supposed to be a nice song, but I don't feel like this sounds like a healthy relationship.
Just sayin'.
"I know what I believe inside. I'm awake and I'm alive."
How do all of those things correlate?
"I can't be bought or sold"
I'm pretty sure slavery ended awhile ago.
Thanks for the alert though.
"Waking up waking up. Waking up, waking up. Waking up, waking up"
So, I take it you're waking up?
"My love is just waiting to turn your tears to roses"
Alchemy?
"It's just another war, just another family torn"
This one isn't stupid when you hear it correctly.
But for like a solid year, I thought they were saying "just another family door" and I was so confused as to what that meant.
"I've got a hero living in me"
I didn't know Superman did possessions now.
Superman gone Supernatural.
"You can't stop me from falling apart"
*rebellious emo Lego building implodes because fuck the system*
"Tell me why you broke me down"
You literally just said I can't stop you from falling apart.
"Your touch used to give me life"
I didn't realize my hands could perform CPR by hugging you.
Duly noted.
*salutes* *raises the dead*
"Falling inside the black. (Can you hear me?)"
No, I totally can't hear you, with your loud vocals and your electric guitar and drums.
"And the more I hide I realize, I'm slowly losing you"
Very intense game of hide and seek you have there.
"I don't wanna live, I don't wanna breathe, unless I feel you next to me"
I feel like that is extreeemely over dramatic, but you do you.
"Breathing lies, waking up. My eyes open up"
I mean, I would hope you'd open your eyes when you get up.
You'd be a safety hazard otherwise.
Also, 'breathing lies'?
Lies are intangible.
You breathe oxygen. Air.
Please go back to high school.
This was harder than I assumed it would be XD
But I actually enjoyed writing this.
~Grey
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