Because I have nothing to do with my life.
Band: Fall Out Boy
"Be careful making wishes in the dark dark"
The dark dark, huh?
Was the repetition necessary?
"I'm in the de-details with the devil"
This song makes me question if he has a speech impediment.
It's chill if he does, but this is slightly worry some.
"He tastes like you only sweeter"
I can't tell if this is an innuendo or Patrick admitting that he's a cannibal.
Either way, rad song.
"The kids aren't alright"
I mean considering you're promoting people eating them, I would assume they'd be less than peachy.
But that's just me.
"You're a cherry blossom, you're about to bloom. You look so pretty but you're gone so soon"
Where am I going so rapidly?
Do I have a curfew?
"Sometimes the only pay off for having any faith is when it's tested again and again every day"
This sounds like me explaining my trails in patience and not slapping the shit out of people every day.
"How do you stay calm?"
*references this quote*
"You look so Seattle but you feel so L.A"
Is that an insult?
That makes no sense. I know the stereotypical person from L.A thought, but what's a stereotypical resident of Seattle? Covered in rain?
"I love the way you hurt me"
I think Patrick just outed himself as a masochist.
Don't explode with fanfic ideas now.
"I am your worst nightmare"
This sounds like the bio of a 2009 scene kid's MySpace.
Or the extremely emo Instagram accounts now with names like "xx.fallingintheveil.xx" or something.
"They took our love and filled it up"
Love is a lot of things.
It's strong and intense and capable of making you do crazy things.
It's scary and exciting.
But you know what else it is?
Intangible.
It's not a solid. You can't fill love with anything because it's not a physical thing.
Petition to send Fall Out Boy back to school? I think yes.
"I'm just a son of a gun"
*whisper yell* JUST SAY BITCH.
I understand it doesn't rhyme, but this makes him sound like he's afraid to swear.
Like one of those kids that says "damn" and giggles like they just spilled your most intimate secrets.
"I just did enough of you to dull the pain"
"Hi, my name is Patrick, and I'm addicted to doing humans."
Is this how that conversation would go?
"Fireworks that went off too soon"
Premature explosions sounds really really not appropriate.
"The ringing in my ears gets violent"
I don't feel like tennitus is supposed to be that bad, but I mean, you do you.
"If I don't wake up dead"
YOU CAN'T WAKE UP DEAD.
I HATE that sentence.
You either die, or you stay alive.
You wake up if you're alive. If you're dead, then you're dead.
You don't wake up and fucking float around like "Oh shit, I woke up dead".
THAT'S NOT HOW DEATH WORKS.
"We're starting at the end"
*Supernatural fandom screaming* DoNT sKiP seAsONs
"Bury me till I confess"
"Okay, okay!" I yelled as she kicked dirt over my head. My whole body was buried except my mouth and nose. I couldn't see.
"It was me! I ate the cheesecake!"
She spat at me, angry.
"I knew it"
What situation would require that?
"We are the Jack-O-Lanterns in July"
Now look, I love Halloween more than I love most people.
All the scary movies marathoning on SciFy, the spooky decorations and compliments on my festivity even though I wear black every day of the year. It's amazing.
Plus, it's the only time where you're not socially shunned for dressing up as a penguin.
But I don't think they even sell pumpkins in July.
Why do you have Jack-O-Lanterns so early? Did you just leave them up? Wouldn't they have rotted by now?
Is it like those people that keep Christmas lights up year round?
"We are like young volcanoes"
I know I've said this a lot in my rants, but what does this mean???
Are old volcanoes not also rad to you?
I feel like the point is that old ones are doormant and the young ones are still explosive, but old volcanoes can still erupt.
In fact, they're even scarier, because you can't tell if and when they'll explode.
They're kinda like women in that essence.
And before you come charging me, I am a female, so slow your roll, mate.
Good times in these rants, right? XD
I have a list of bands and artists I want to make chapters about.
I also just got back into some artists I loved as a younger human.
So, look forward to a definite more of these in the possible near future.
~Grey
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