Rants; A Tale Of Epic Annoyance

Small Things That Irritate Me #2

- When you straighten your hair and it doesn't stay straight
I have some of the thickest fucking hair to ever exist.
When it was long, 99.99% of the time I wore it in a pony tail.
Straightening it was like a fucking impossible feat.
I'd sit down in the evening, after I dried my hair, and watch TV while I straightened my hair.
Id do this for an hour or two (emphasis on an hour or two) and then go to bed.
Now, that seems totally pointless.
But considering the fact that I had a tendency to get up late, it helped make getting ready in the mornings faster.
All that work, including another like fifteen minutes in the morning to restraighten it, was usually for nothing.
Because that shit did not last.
It was gone and wavy/curly again as soon as I walked outside.

- Laudry
How in the hell do I gain such an intense ammount of dirty clothes in a week?
How the hell does that work?
I don't even change that often? Literally like twice a day?
The fuck?

- When you're playing video games and it freezes
*intense stare at the makers of Pokemon Go*
I absolutely am pissed beyond words when I'm playing something, and go to pick something up or level up, only to have my game do its best impression of a fucking ice cube.
Or when I'm about to catch a Tauros and the app decides that I need to have a really good look at my wallpaper.
Yes, Misha is adorable. But I was TRYING to DO SOMETHING.

- Goosebumps
They are shivers. Raised pores on your skin.
There are no geese.
No aquatic birds live under my skin.
Why the fuck do we call them that?

- Chinese food portions
NOW SEE HERE,
I don't dislike the fact that their portions are massive.
I will gladly eat leftover General Tso's chicken for breakfast.
But I just don't get why the amount they give you for lunch is like "tiny lunch for tiny stomachs", but dinner amounts are like "now feeding a prison."