Rants; A Tale Of Epic Annoyance

Botched

GOING FOR THREE TODAY

This isn't really like my normal rants, which are about things that bother me.
No, this one is about one of my favourite shows, Botched.

I don't really know where my obsession with plastic surgery originated, but I do know that I find it too interesting.

I've always wondered the most random things, like
"Does a butt/boobs with implants feel different or similar to natural boobs/ a butt?"
(DON'T ASK WHY)

I've just always wanted to know, if you've implants in your butt, does it feel different when you sit than when you do when it's natural?
If you have breast implants, and you're wearing a bra, do your boobs feel the same way as natural ones do when you move?

I know, these are ridiculous questions, but I'm so curious.

And the surgery itself is so interesting to me.
Like, how do you push the implants in?
What does the area with implants feel like after surgery?
How does lip filler stay in?
How do you know where to insert the filler?
Where all on the body can you insert filler?
How do you know where to insert Botox?
What do the injections feel like?

Why is this so interesting to me?

Why haven't I looked any of this up? (simple: I don't want creepy photos all over my phone.)

This is why I love this show (even though it's scripted.)

I like how they show what they do for the surgeries, and they explain. Dr. Nassif and Dr. Dubrow are such polar opposites in who they are and their humour, and how they interact with their patients, but, when operating, they're the perfect tag team.

(Not to mention Dr. Dubrow is adorable in a platonic way.)

It's amazing.