To anyone who doesn't watch WWE, I recommend that you skip this.
Or don't.
It's your life c:
-Max
I promised myself that I'd never dedicate a chapter about this twerp, BUT HERE We GO.
Before anyone says "Ooo, but it's his jooOoob to bother you!!1!1!!!11!1"
I know.
But that has yet to stop me from being thoroughly annoyed.
Oh, you broke John Cena's nose? Good for you! He still got you to tap, you ninny.
Oh, you still have your Heavyweight Championship? Super great! That's only because Sheamus pulled Randy Orton off of you like a muppet.
Want a cookie for that? Fight Me.
Now, again, I know this is scripted. But holy crap, can they make him a LITTLE LESS self absorbed????? Even Cody Rhodes (currently known as StarDust) didn't bug Me this much, and he used the word "dashing" to describe himself so frequently, (while looking into a hand mirror, by the way), that you'd think his heart would stop if he didn't.
Can they have him realize, while live, that he isn't all that and 50 bags of Doritos?????
I mean, as a human he's a quality (ish) wrestler, but Lord, Seth.
Just,
Chill your blonde streak for a minute, mkay?
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Rants; A Tale Of Epic Annoyance
RandomThis will be a book of my rants, commonly spilled onto the unfortunate souls whom happen to talk to me. Enjoy yourself; perhaps you'll relate.
