So, two of you rad humans that read this thought my last rant was hilarious for some reason.
And I've been sitting back, listening to music quite a bit recently.
However, it was a conversation with a friend that brought this one on.
Band: Panic! At the Disco
"Im all dressed up and naked"
THIS LINE MAKES ME SO MAD.
Okay,
I know the song is based loosely off of the kid's book "The Emperor's New Clothes".
I say loosely because I don't recall the emperor dying and going to hell to become a sick ass demon, but whatever.
ANYWAYS,
This line makes no sense.
You can't be BOTH dressed up AND naked.
You don't just walk in, skin abalzing, wearing like a necktie or something.
That's like a nudist wearing tennis shoes.
Please pick a side.
"Miss Jackson, Miss Jackson, Miss Jackson, are you nasty?"
What a rude question.
SERIOUSLY, sit back and imagine some random (albeit attractive) man walks up to you like
"(Insert name) are you nasty?"
How do you respond to that question?
"It's nine in the afternoon, and your eyes are the size of the moon."
Stay in school, kids. Don't do drugs.
"You can set yourself on fire"
I know, but just because I AmeriCAN doesn't mean I AmeriSHOULD. :)
"When I wake up you're so normal that you just disappear"
Can you imagine that being a superpower?
You're so average you can literally turn invisible.
"And now, for my final act, watch me...DO MY TAXES!"
*disappears*
"The lace of your dress tangles my neck. How do I live?"
By removing the lace that's currently suffocating you.
*cough* duh *cough*
"You come along because I love your face, and I admire your expensive taste"
"Man, I just love how beautiful she is. And what exquisite taste she has."
"Brendon, she literally bought 2,400 glazed donuts while wearing a Scream mask and then left."
"Absolutely stunning <4"
W h a t.
"Who cares, divine intervention. I wanna be praised from a new perspective."
I think you're getting way too absorbed in yourself, my man.
I know you think you're the next Hades, with your demon self and your naked clothing contradictions.
But you need to chill.
"Maybe I lost weight. Im playing hookie."
How do either of these things have to do with the other....?
Weight loss and not going to work?
Not weighing as much and ignoring responsibilities?
I do not understand?
"It's better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality"
BOI,
If I was getting married, and suddenly I was alerted that my fiancé human had just done the do with someone else right before the wedding,
I can assure you that "poise" and "rationality" would NOT be within my vocabulary.
It would probably be more like "anger" and "murder".
But that's just me.
"My touch, is black and poisonous"
*stands as far from you as physically possible*
"I'm like a scarf trick, it's all up the sleeve"
WOW, way to GIVE AWAY the magic trick, Brendon.
Magicians don't reveal their secrets, remember?
"Fifty words for murder, and I'm every one of them"
Kinda like how you were BOTH dressed up AND naked?
I do not trust your judgement.
"You've got two black eyes from loving too hard"
I'm pretty sure that's not good.
"I rode the city in a shopping cart"
That is one durable shopping cart you have there.
Wow these are weird xD
~Grey
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