Rants; A Tale Of Epic Annoyance

Small Things That Irritate Me

So, if you've read this far, you've come to see that I center around the main things that irritate me to death in life in this little book thing.
However, this chapter is dedicated to the miniscule things that nobody else notices that piss me off to no end for no reason.

- Mechanical pencils with non matching eraser ends

Who in the hell thinks it's a fabulous idea to remove the end of a pencil, find another pencil, and then mix and match the damn colours?
Small alert: your green and red pencil is not "creative", nor does your apparent inability to match colours make you more of an individual.
S T O P.

- The new "half bun" hairstyle

WHY

I don't understand this hairstyle. I like the half ponytail thing, but for whatever reason this hairstyle irritates the hell out of me.
Especially when they do the 'messy bun' thing, and then style the rest of their hair.
Like,
To me, that appears as if you couldn't decide between "trying to get a date" and "couldn't give a shit less."
I do not understand.

- When a show runs episodes on TV and they're not in chronological order

*glares really hard at Supernatural*
I, unfortunately, do not have a Netflix. So, I cannot watch the seasons (er, rewatch) in order or in entirety.
It irks me to no end when they play an episode of something from like the end of the show, and then the next episode is like the second to ever come out.
They do this with Law and Order: SVU too.
No, cable humans, I do NOT want to watch an episode from the new season, and then time travel back five years to when Elliot was still there, thanks.

- Uneven fingernails

This is more of something I hate on myself.
It kills me when my nails aren't even.
One will be a normal length, a little bit long but not too much. And then my other fingers will be like Godzilla claws.
And then when I try to even them out,
They're never even.

- Instagram accounts that post shoutouts for bigger accounts

WHAT IS THE NECESSITY OF YOU SHOUTING THEM OUT WHEN THEY HAVE THREE MILLION FOLLOWERS?

- Pants legs that aren't even

Don't you absolutely adore it when you're walking, or trying to do something and function as a person in society, when suddenly, uh oh!
Your pants are uneven!
I don't know if this angers anyone else, but I can't even walk correctly if one of my legs is rolled up slightly farther than the other.
It will bug me until I fix it.
And if I can't stop to fix it, I will have severe issues functioning until I do.

- Homophobes

I really don't even need to fully explain this one.
Gay people aren't hurting you. And if they are, I gurantee they're not wounding you with their gayness.
Screw off.

- Canned green beans

I will eat French cut green beans, I will eat fresh green beans. I will eat them, and there will be no issue.
But I swear to God, for some weird reason, I cannot handle full cut canned green beans.
The smell alone will make me gag. Just thinking about eating them makes me want to vomit.

- "Relateable" pages

"When he looks at you."
Wow, how enchanting.

"When she smiles."
Uh, okay. Cute, I guess.

"Eyes."
Wh-what?
How is "eyes" relateable?
And the background photos don't ever match the text.
It'll say something like "when he holds your hand", and the background is like cupcakes or something ridiculous.

I do find the parody pages comical.
The ones that are intentionally weird, like,
"When she steals your soul" and it has a bunch of hearts or something.
Those ones I don't mind.

- Scarves/Turtlenecks

I don't understand why someone would love the feeling of constantly having something around your neck.
I imagine a person that regularly wears scarves to think,
"Ah, yes, I love feeling like someone very lightly has their hands around my throat and could render me unconscious at any time. :)"
No.
If you ever catch me in either of these, it is because
1) I was forced to wear it. (Specifically scarves during the winter.)
OR
2) I'm concealing some sick ninja wound on my neck and my head will fall off without said scarf or turtleneck.

We can see how ridiculous that is, so there's a really good chance you'll never see me in either of these things.
Ever.
EVER.