Rants; A Tale Of Epic Annoyance

Stupid Song Lyrics #6

I'm back with another installment of "See How Weirdly Grey Can Interpret A Band's Lyrics"
~Grey

Band: My Chemical Romance

(The full emo trinity has officially been covered.)

"They're gonna clean up your looks with all the lies in the books to make a citizen out of you"
None of those things are even remotely related to each other.
You can't just cut someone's hair and tell them that their cheating girlfriend loves them, and then that combination somehow gives them a greencard. There's no correlation.

"'Cause all my hair's abandoned all my body"
That's so depressing.
I personally am a huge fan of Gerard's hair.
Imagining him without it makes me want to cry.
But this entire song makes me want to cry.

"You're still a good for nothing"
Okay, this isn't against the song itself.
Do you know how many lyric videos I've seen of this song where they don't know which type of your to use?
Your: possessive, as in "your song".
You're: "you are", as in "You're daft".
It's really not that hard.

"So take your gloves and get out"
That's the most random demand I've ever heard.
"I can't believe you cheated on me! Take your gloves and LEAVE MY PRESENCE!"
Wouldn't you like them to take all of their things?
Or do you have a special hatred for hand socks?

"So sick and tired of all the needless beating"
I am 500% sure you need to leave this person effective immediately.
Take your gloves and leave, Gerard.

"They sold the cause for the queen"
1) Who is "They"?
2) What's "the cause"?
3) How much was "the cause" sold for?
4) "The Queen"?
???

"Because you never learn a goddamned thing"
Accurate representation of 90% of the people I know.

"This never meant nothing to ya"
That's a double negative.
So..are you saying it did mean something to whoever you're talking to?
Or is your grammar just that poor?

"So I could see all my heroes sell a car on TV"
I've not once seen Batman sell a Honda while I'm trying to watch Supernatural.
"This isn't the car this city wants, but it's the one you need."
Is that how that works?

"That the world is ugly, but you're beautiful to me"
That is the smoothest emo pickup line ever.
"This world is so ugly and wrong, *hair flip*
But you're so beautiful to me"
Making all the girls "rawr xD".

"Though I'm empty when you go"
"She waved goodbye, smiling at me through the car window. Instantly, I felt a weight lift from my shoulders. Literally. My organs Instantly dissipated, my bones becoming oxygen. I am fading into nothingness. I am one with the trees."

"These pigs are after me"
I don't know if he means the police, or if there's an actual swine gang trying to get him.
It's either:
"I looked in my rearview mirror, grimacing. Police sirens rang in my wars, blue and red lights blinding me. I fixed my fringe, frowning. These pigs are after me."
OR
"I ran as fast as my black and white hightop Converse covered feet could carry me. The sounds of oinking and screeches could be heard behind me. These pigs are after me."

I personally like both.

"Me and your runaway scars"
Once again, ???
"I began to run, years filling my eyeliner covered eyes. Her scars flew off of her body, taking on their own ability to live and flying away. These scars are after me."

"If my velocity starts to make you sweat, then just don't let go"
Can't tell if this is an innuendo, or Gerard being excited about space and astronauts.

"The sound of my vendetta"
What does a vendetta sound like?
Anger? Hatred?
Aggressive growling? Pig oinks?
You aren't being very clear.

Before anyone gets their undies in a slipknot, I'm a fan of My Chemical Romance. This is all satire, written just to make fun of weird lyrics.
I'm not making fun of the band. Find your chill.

If anyone has recommendations for bands to cover in future chapters, comment or message me!
If you have a specific song you would like to see included in the chapter, let me know!
~Grey