You all know these people. They're not the ones that do not know how to shut up about the most annoying things that not a single other person cares about.
No, no. You see these people out in public, or on the internet, talking abut how much "swag" they have.
"420 blaze it, man!"
Nobody cares, mate.
"Dude, I was so stoned last night." Did you not hear me? Nobody cares.
"Man, I got so drunk last night. I was so hammered that I was stumbling all around, and then I fell and broke my arm, lol!"
Dear, seriously, stop. You're not funny.
"I was so turnt last night bruh."
...Please evacuate from the planet, thank you.
"Man, I banged-"
Don't. Even. Finish. That. Sentence.
Do y'all see how annoying this is? And I know very well that someone is going to say,
"But Max, isn't that stereotyping?!"
No, because I'm not saying that ALL teens do this; I'm simply annoyed with the ones that do.
"But Max, aren't YOU a teenager?"
Not mentally. Don't remind me that I have to share a generation with these morons.
Now, I'm aware that there are people who use it ironically. For example, a friend of mine today told me,
"Dude, this morning, I tripped in a puddle and fell into the water. Swag!"
I still despise the word, but I can deal with these things being used sarcastically.
But I swear,
If you come up to me, talking about getting "turnt" and how you "blazed it all night", or that you "banged a dime", and genuinely want me to believe you, or think that I'm actually stupid enough to believe you,
Rest assured, I will cease the communication between us.
You sound like an immature idiot, and you need to stop.
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Rants; A Tale Of Epic Annoyance
RandomThis will be a book of my rants, commonly spilled onto the unfortunate souls whom happen to talk to me. Enjoy yourself; perhaps you'll relate.
