Whenever someone tells me
"Oh, I wish I had curly, thick hair!!1!!!1"
I want to hit them with a chair.
"But Max, it's their freedom to wish for it! Don't YOU wish for thin, straight hair?"
I know, I know.
And I do.
BUT
They seriously have no idea how stressful curly, thick hair is.
Oh you take 5 minutes in the morning to straighten your hair, and it'll last all day?
I have to do mine for an hour at night, then for another 30 minutes in the morning, and it hardly lasts me walking outside.
Oh, you can flip your hair around and be all magical like a freaking princess?
Mine doesn't do that.
And then, they have the audacity to ask me,
"Max, why don't you wear your hair how it naturally is?"
Now, sometimes I do.
But,
Do you realize that,
I can't brush it?
Seriously, I need like 50,000 different products just to work a brush through my hair.
So then, once I've straightened it to a mediocre decency, the same people ask,
"Max, why don't you curl your hair?"
Gee, don't you think that defeats the propose a little bit.
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Rants; A Tale Of Epic Annoyance
De TodoThis will be a book of my rants, commonly spilled onto the unfortunate souls whom happen to talk to me. Enjoy yourself; perhaps you'll relate.
