("Grey, when will you calm down with these updates?"
When things stop frequently irritating me.
So never. :)
Plus, I'm enjoying writing these.
This one should be fun.
~Grey)
Band: Nickelback
"You would flow like a river"
I'm sorry, but every time I hear this, I just assume the girl he's talking about really needs to pee.
"I'm lost without you, and there's nothing I can do"
Hey buddy? There's this awesome new invention called GPS.
Utilize it.
"I've got you now, and I'm not letting go of you"
Excuse you, but I'm 110% sure that's called kidnapping.
And holding people against their will is unlawful imprisonment, which is illegal.
"And nothing I can do, without thinking of you"
I always thought this was stupid as a smaller human.
Like, how hard could it be to just not think of a person? Simple shit, man.
BOY WAS I WRONG.
"How did our eyes get so red? And what the hell was on Joey's head?"
I'm pretty sure that first part is a subtle joke hinting at weed.
And that second part I have no idea how to respond to.
Good question, what is it?
"Every memory of looking out the back door, I had the photo album spread out on my bedroom floor"
This is another one of those "isn't stupid when you hear it correctly" lyrics.
But when he's singing this, I swear it sounds like he's just going
"Every memory of looking out the back door, I had the fobono spreben berumore"
It's like someone trying to talk in cursive or something.
Speak the King's English clearly, please.
"I know the feeling of finding yourself stuck out on the ledge"
"Yeah man, I just feel like Taco Bell is -- wait, dude I gotta go. -- No, I'm fine, but, I somehow just walked onto a ledge without realizing it."
How in the hell would you just not notice your imminent death approaching you?
"Ill ask polite if the devil needs a ride"
I didn't realize Satan was so uptight about having manners.
Thank you for such wonderful insight.
"In God we trust or the CIA"
I can assure you that there's a massive difference between an omnipotent diety and the fucking government, my man.
"Same shit, different day"
Never have I ever related to a sentence so heavily.
I want a tattoo of this.
"My baby, she's up for anything I wanna do"
"Babe, wanna go skydiving and use rabid beavers as our parachutes?"
"Totally babe, sounds rad!"
I know what you meant, but that doesn't mean that's what I want to assume.
"If Hollywood called her, she'd be gone before you hollered"
Those are some epic teleporting skills you have there.
Is Hollywood a magic word or something?
"It's like the bottom of the ninth and I'm never gonna win"
Not with your attitude you won't.
"I want a bathroom I can play baseball in"
In what specific situation would this be a necessity?
Like most rock stars want money and fame and attractive females or whatever, but who the hell thinks of this?
Are you just sitting in the bathtub one day like,
"Man, you know what would make this bathroom absolutely kick ass? The ability to play fucking baseball"
NO PERSON would specifically ask for this.
"We're going til the world stops turning"
You're gonna be going for a reeeeeeally long time, mate. Have fun with that though.
(I shouldn't enjoy these as much as I do. But I'm loving just picking random bands and doing this.
I actually like all the ones I've done thus far, being that I listen to them all at least a little bit.
Maybe the next one will be a band I especially dislike.
Yannow, switch it up a little. :3
~Grey)
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Rants; A Tale Of Epic Annoyance
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