There was once a woman who never wore panties. One day she decided to go shopping for a new pair of shoes, and since she was wearing a skirt, the salesman was enjoying the view.
After trying on her fifth pair of shoes, the salesman can't stand it anymore and said "Lady, that is a beautiful sight. I could eat that pussy full of ice cream."
Disgusted, the woman ran out of the store and went home. When her husband got home from work she told him about what happened at the shoe store and demanded he go beat the shit out of the salesman. He flatly refused.
"What? Why!?" she demands.
Three reasons," says her husband, "One, you shouldn't have been out in a skirt and no panties. Two, you already have enough shoes to last your whole life. And three, any son of a bitch that can eat that much ice cream is someone I don't want to mess with."
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Book Of Ha Ha 4
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