Locked Out Of The Car

5 0 0
                                    

In Boston, a tourist locked herself out of her car. Her keys, phone, purse, etc. were still inside. She asked a local passerby for assistance. "Excuse me, I was wondering if you could help me. I've locked my myself out." "Sure," he says, and starts taking off his pants. The woman is understandably shocked. Before she can say anything, he begins rubbing his pants on the door of her car. As if by magic, the door unlocks. "Wow," says the woman. "That was amazing. How did you do that?"

He replies, "Simple. These are my khakis."

Book Of Ha Ha 4Where stories live. Discover now