While Shopping In A Huge Suburban Mall

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A man gets separated from his wife. He starts wandering around looking in each shop, trying to locate her. As he's scanning the crowd he notices another guy who seems as lost as he is.

He asks the guy, "Are you lost, buddy?" The guy says, "Not really, I'm trying to find my wife."

"What a coincidence so am I. Let's swap wife details so if we see each other's better half, we can let them know the other is looking for her."

"Great idea, I'll go first. My wife is about 5' 10" with long blonde hair and ridiculously long legs, which will be easy see because she's wearing a tiny leather miniskirt and stilettos. Not that you'll notice any of that with her boobs busting out of her tube top like they do. So what's your wife look like?"

"Aww, nevermind my wife, let's look for yours!"

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