Three men all die in an accident and met Saint Peter in front of the pearly gates.
"Welcome to heaven gentlemen. I would love to let you in but before I can do that I need to prove that you're devout Christians. If you can tell me what Easter is I can let you through."
The first man steps up to Peter.
"Oh that's easy! Easter happens on the third Thursday of November. Families gather around tables and eat turkey an-"
Peter begins to roll his eyes and the second man comes up to Peter and nudges the first.
"That's not Easter, that's Thanksgiving! You're a month to soon. During Easter we decorate trees and put presents under them. We sing Carol's and roast chestnuts an-"
Saint Peter starts to shake his head.
Finally, the third man come up and nudges the second.
"That's not Easter that's Christmas! Easter happens in the Spring."
Saint Peter motions for the third man to continue.
"Well you see, a long time ago there were these guys who hung this other guy up on a cross. Eventually these other guys come along and take this guy down from the cross. They take him to a cave and roll this great, big, stone in front of the entrance to it."
"And what happened after that?" Asked Saint Peter.
"Well, after three days they roll the stone away from the entrance. Eventually, the man who was hung up on the cross comes out of the cave, and if he sees his shadow we have six more weeks of winter!"
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