Runs up to his local priest exclaiming 'Father! I just witnessed a man having sex with a dead woman in a field!".
The priest is shocked but responds with 'That is a grave situation my son, I shall investigate immediately!'.
The priest hurried to the nearby field, where he could clearly see one of the local men having sex with what seemed to be a corpse.
Mortified at this, but not having the courage to intervene himself, he hurries to the local policeman. The officer is shocked to hear of such a thing happening in his village and rushes off to the scene of the crime.
He returns within ten minutes with a grin on his face.
"No need to worry Father" he proclaims, "The woman is not dead, just Indian!"
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Book Of Ha Ha 4
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