A Guy Was At A Rich Couple's Party

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The guy said to the rich man, "I bet you a hundred dollars I could throw three eggs at your grand piano, and none of them would break."

The rich man accepted the bet, sure that he would win.

The guy threw three eggs at the grand piano, and all three of them broke.

The rich man laughed hysterically as the guy handed him $100.

"Wow," he said, out of breath from laughing. "What made you think you could win that bet?"

"I didn't," the guy replied. "It's just that I bet your wife a million dollars that I could throw three eggs at your grand piano and you'd just laugh."

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