Book Of Ha Ha 4

A Plane Climbs Too High & Passes By Heaven.

The pilot gets on the loudspeaker and tells the cabin that if they look to their right, they'll see the pearly gates and the shining city beyond.

The passengers marvel at the sight, but one man spots his daughter who died from cancer the previous month. He rushes to the emergency exit, where another man has already opened the door. Both of them leap out of the plane together over the protests of the flight attendant, only to find that the clouds don't support their weight.

After some time falling, he turns to the other, terrified man, and says,"Well, we won't be able to visit our deceased relatives the way we would have liked, but at least we'll see them today, one way or another."

"That's not what bothers me," says the other man. "What bothers me is that we passed the ground a while ago and didn't stop!!"