Book Of Ha Ha 4

A Young Man Goes To His Dad And Tells Him That He's Got Great News

His father asks "what are the good news, son?"

"I'm getting married", the young man responds.

"Wow! That is great! Amazing! Congratulations!", his dad exclaims, almost in tears. "So, who are you marrying?", he asks.

"I'm marrying Ashley", the young man responds.

"Oh that crazy slut", the dad says at once.

"What??" The young man says, surprised. "I can't believe you just said that about my future wife!", he says, and storms out of the house and goes to the backyard, completely angry at this father.

In the backyard he finds his mother attending to the garden, who notices that something's wrong and asks, "What's wrong, dear?"

"Nothing's wrong", says the young man. "Just had an argument with dad. I gave him great news and he was kind of disrespectful, anyways, it doesn't matter, it's in the past now", he says.

"What are these great news?", the mother asks.

"I'm getting married", he responds.

"That is great! Congratulations son!", says the mother as she hugs him. "So, who's the lucky girl?", she asks.

"It's Ashley", the man responds.

"A real whore, that one", says the mother.

"Wait. What???", says the young man. "You too, just like dad!", he shouts in anger.

So the young man, totally irritated gets out of there and starts walking down the street. After a few minutes walking, he notices his friends hanging out at a bar, and so he decides it might be a good idea to join them, have a few drinks and forget about the incidents at home.

After greeting his friends, they ask him what's new, and he says "I'm getting married".

"Congratulations", his friends exclaim. "That is amazing!", says another one. Another one shouts to the bartender "please get us a round of beers, all on me, for the gentleman here that is getting married!". "Yeah!", everyone cheers.

"So, who are you marrying?", one of them asks.

"I'm marrying Ashley", our young man responds.

"Oh that tramp", says one of the guys. "A real crazy slut", says another one.

"Whattt????", the man says. "You too? Just like my parents? Fuck everyone!" he says, as he leaves the bar extremely annoyed.

He keeps walking down the street and enters the church. There the priest greets him, "Hi son! How are you doing? I haven't seen you in years! What brings you to the House of God?"

"I want to know what's the process necessary to get married. No one seems to approve but I'll get married anyways", the man says, still clearly irritated.

"That's great!", the priest responds. "But before discussing any further, at least let me know who you are marrying", the priest asks.

"It doesn't matter", the man responds. "Let's say I'm marrying the biggest tramp, the sluttiest girl in town", he says.

"Oh really?", the priest says. "You are marrying Ashley?"