On his way to the zoo his van breaks down. The monkeys really needed to get to the zoo so the Englishman calls his Irish friend Paddy.
Englishman: 'Paddy, I'll give you £50 if you take these monkeys to the zoo for me'
Paddy: 'Aye not a problem lad, I'll be right there'
So Paddy collects the monkeys and takes them to the zoo.
2 hours later and the Englishman is still waiting on the breakdown service, when suddenly, Paddy and the monkeys drive by on the motorway! So he calls Paddy again...
Englishman: 'Oi! I thought I gave you £50 to take the monkeys to the zoo!'
Paddy: 'Aye and I did! But I had some money left over so I'm taking them to the cinema now'
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Book Of Ha Ha 4
HumorLooking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place! Part 4..... Collection of jokes .... These jokes aren't mine, all credit(s) goes to the rightful owner(s). Book Of Ha Ha Part 3 : https://www.wattpad.com/story/129517281-book-of-ha-ha...
