Book Of Ha Ha 4

Three Men Go To Hell

One random night 3 men went out drinking and having a good time. Drunk, swaying side to side, they decided it was a good idea to walk down the middle of a road. As they get further down the road a truck came through and didn't see them. All three men were hit and died instantly. These 3 men were all horrible people. Total drunks, treated others like crap, and always cheated. It was almost like karma finally struck even. So when judgement came, it was no surprise all three went straight to Hell.

As these men entered Hell, they all agreed they weren't supposed to be there. Knowing the only way out, they were going to make a deal with the Devil. As they approach Satan one steps forward; "We're not supposed to be here Satan. What can we do to get our bodies back?". The Devil, having been asked this more than once during his reign, replies "Many state the same as they enter these gates. There is only one way you can get out of here." He points towards a towering stair with no end in sight. "If you can climb to the very top and walk through the door at the end, I will give you your bodies back. But, only one of you can go at a time and there will be obstacles that block your path."... "If you don't make it, you will each suffer the same punishment."

Unknowing of the consequences, one of the guys decides he will go first. Steadily, he walks up the stairs. Ghosts and demons line the path. As he makes it a third of the way there, he loses his footing and falls down. Disappointed and nervous, he walks up to the devil.

"Are you ready for your punishment?" The Devil asked. The man nods. "What job did your father have when you were a child?".

"He was a butcher" The man replied.

SLICE! The Devil slices his dick off.

Horrified, the second man knew he had to make a plan. He was going to skip every other step and not make eye contact with any of the creatures on his way up. His plan worked and he got further than the first guy. This time he made it more than half way there, but he too slipped and fell all the way back down. Terror grips the second man, but he walks up to the devil.

"Are you ready for your punishment?" The devil asks. The man nods. "What job did your father have when you were a child?".

"My father was a baker".

ZAP! The Devil burns his dick off.

The third man knows now what the punishment is. His plan was to run up the steps with his eyes closed so that the creatures don't force him off the path. He runs, straight a line as he ever could, and made it to the very last step. As he is about to walk through the door, something grabs his leg and he falls back down to the bottom.

The third man walks up to the devil, with a grin ear to ear. The Devil, confused asks him the same question as the other two.

"Are you ready for your punishment?"

"I sure am" he laughs.

The devil, annoyed, asks "What's so funny?"

"My dad worked at a candy shop. I guess you're gonna have to suck mine off."